Blarghagh Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Post your funny stuff and memes here please. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Why would I be well-versed in Corsican politics, exactly? 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 (edited) Edited June 1, 2017 by ShadySands 4 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 snip I'd forgotten about the bat credit card. Could've happily lived the rest of my life without a reminder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 It's hard to like anything that relates to that film.... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I sadly have actually watched the entirety of this movie. I would prefer to keep repressing the memories, thanks. 3 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 All I remember is Halle Berry slinking around in that cat getup. I'm happy with my memories of that movie. 3 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Halle Berry is a smokeshow but even watching that Honest Trailer was painful. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tel Aviv Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 For the British politics... 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 "It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is always a way to solve problems without using violence...." 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Nurses Story: "Someone just screamed "F**K YOU PAUL RYAN" while we were inserting her IUD and I've never laughed so hard in my life" 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 "It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is always a way to solve problems without using violence...." Screw that. I can deal with the pain, that bitch is going down. Also: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 To those who are so incapable of seeing other people's point of view to the point they think they're shills: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 3 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algroth Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 That recalls a scene of Watership Down to mind, where the rabbit protagonists come across a road and, naturally, the cars that travel it. 2 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 That recalls a scene of Watership Down to mind, where the rabbit protagonists come across a road and, naturally, the cars that travel it. I meant to mention this earlier but I am glad you stuck around on these forums, we don't seem to retain new members on Off Topic and there are no lady members. I raised this with the regular members as sometimes I feel new members may get the wrong impression if they don't know how some people post and communicate For example I support SJ in RL and someone like volo quite regularly refers to SJW as Nazis, he doesnt mean it in the way most of us would respond to that criticism. In my world a Nazi is a type of white supremacist with a flawed and reprehensible view of minorities so you don't call someone that unless you want to offend them Don't take volo seriously if you feel he is offending you, he is actually much brighter than he pretends to be. Anyway the majority of members are nice and no one would be intentionally malicious I hope you stick around because I like your sincerity, how are you finding your overall experience ? Watership Down .....classic movie "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 That recalls a scene of Watership Down to mind, where the rabbit protagonists come across a road and, naturally, the cars that travel it. I remember the book and the movie both having a funny name for cars...I remember them pronouncing it in the movie like "roo-doo-doo", but I looked back at my copy of the book just now, and apparently, it was "hrududil". ...Well, that's not that far off of roodoodoo, 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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