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What's so Funny?

rjshae
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So Hurl, how often do you feel like putting a sign like this up outside of class? ;))

 

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    And because this one is always worth repeating..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
    I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
    I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
    Heja Sverige!!
    Everyone should cuffawkle more.
    The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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    Seriously, if it comes down to death by starvation or death by bear, I choose the bear. At least it would make for a good story.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Picture was taken in the UK:

     

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Picture was taken in the UK:

     

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    Gah, I've been staring at this for minutes? What am I missing? Is it the chilli part? I feel daft.  

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    Twitter posts, with few exceptions:

    • The 1940s were a peaceful time with a few exceptions

      — Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24)

    • Donald Trump has never had to pay a $25 million fraud settlement to people victimized by his fake university, with a few exceptions.

      — Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma)

    • "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, with few exceptions" – Bill Clinton, 1998

      — William D. Adler (@williamadler78)

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      — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) 

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      — Suzanne Dee (@SuzanneDee333) 

    • OJ Simpson did not kill people, with few exceptions.

      — Josh Barro (@jbarro) 

    • Everyone with pre-existing conditions will have Health Care coverage under Trumps plan #WithFewExceptions

      — Sandy H (@tribalwon) 

    • I have never hidden in bushes. Period #withfewexceptions pic.twitter.com/SWofWsgDS7

      — Sean Spicer Facts (@SeanSpicerFacts)

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Picture was taken in the UK:

     

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    Gah, I've been staring at this for minutes? What am I missing? Is it the chilli part? I feel daft.  

     

     

    It's guacamole but they aren't calling it guacamole. Instead they are naming off the ingredients. That's like calling a hamburger fried ground beef, sliced tomatoes, processed cheese slices, strips of iceberg lettuce, sliced pickles, and mustard on a bun.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Quote
    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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