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Here's a little story about panties.
I bought some new panties.
They are total cotton grannies panties.
They also apparently have been treated with a chemical that sets off the Explosives scanner at the Airport!!
Yes. That's right....
My booty is explosive.
The TSA dog thinks I'm cool.
The TSA GUY likes my hair.
The TSA woman touched me in places I can only show my husband.
This trip to Las Vegas is starting off with a Bang.
‪#‎thatsnobombitsmyvag‬
‪#‎youdontgetpaidenoughtotouchmethere‬
‪#‎BHoF

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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There's soft japanese porn?

to love-ru is an example

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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There's soft japanese porn?

to love-ru is an example

 

Do the tentacles romance the schoolgirls before robbing their virginity?

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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