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The Funny Things Thread

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I would read that book.

 

 

It should be required reading around here.  :p

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Funny, but its kind of true....

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    A woman complained he was storking her after he craned his neck while dancing flamingo. He'll have a tern as a jailbird, but his lawyer's already filing a pelican brief for the fowl treatment.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "These aren't the apostles you're looking for."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    An oldie but a goody.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Now this will get bleeped, but I think there's enough to still get the line...

     

     


    " I wasn't thinking and put on my facebook that I'd recently f***ed my 15 year old escort. It was when the police were knocking on my door and wanting to confiscate my laptop that I realised that maybe I should have made sure to say 15 year old ford escort's gearbox..."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    My sister's an advit Food Channel watcher. I don't hold it against her because she's an exellenct cook and I get free meals anytime I visit.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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