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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Funny, but its kind of true....

 

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A woman complained he was storking her after he craned his neck while dancing flamingo. He'll have a tern as a jailbird, but his lawyer's already filing a pelican brief for the fowl treatment.

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"These aren't the apostles you're looking for."

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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An oldie but a goody.

 

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Now this will get bleeped, but I think there's enough to still get the line...

 

 


" I wasn't thinking and put on my facebook that I'd recently f***ed my 15 year old escort. It was when the police were knocking on my door and wanting to confiscate my laptop that I realised that maybe I should have made sure to say 15 year old ford escort's gearbox..."

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