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The Funny Things Thread

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Parenting...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    I vote Schoolie McSchoolface

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    I vote Schoolie McSchoolface

    I vote pizza topped with pizza.

    Opening naming suggestions to the public - particularly in a case like this - is probably an exercise in fruitless endeavors.

     

    Amid the noms they got not listed in the screenshot:

     

    Adam Lanza School of Fun

    Austin Taliban Elementary School

    Boaty McBoatface Elementary

    Coach Tom Landry Elementary

    Dwayne Johnson Elementary

    Flava Flav Elementary

    Forgetting Your Past Dooms You To Repeat It Elementary

    Fuccon Elementary

    Generic School Name

    Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary

    James Earl Ray Elementary

    Jefferson Davis Elementary

    John Bell Hood Elementary

    Orenthal James Simpson Elementary

    Rudolph Hess Elementary

    Schooly McSchoolerson

    Schooly McSchoolerton

    The Elementary Formerly Known as Robert E. Lee Elementary

    The Illuminati Elementary

    Werner Von Braun Institute of Science and Technology

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Although this might be more of an English thing...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    :lol:  That sounds very British Raithe!

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    Subtle...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Sums up my daily life.

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    From what I've heard, KFC's marketing strategy in Vietnam is to play up the Colonel's weird resemblance to Ho Chi Minh.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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