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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Opening naming suggestions to the public - particularly in a case like this - is probably an exercise in fruitless endeavors.

 

Amid the noms they got not listed in the screenshot:

 

Adam Lanza School of Fun

Austin Taliban Elementary School

Boaty McBoatface Elementary

Coach Tom Landry Elementary

Dwayne Johnson Elementary

Flava Flav Elementary

Forgetting Your Past Dooms You To Repeat It Elementary

Fuccon Elementary

Generic School Name

Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary

James Earl Ray Elementary

Jefferson Davis Elementary

John Bell Hood Elementary

Orenthal James Simpson Elementary

Rudolph Hess Elementary

Schooly McSchoolerson

Schooly McSchoolerton

The Elementary Formerly Known as Robert E. Lee Elementary

The Illuminati Elementary

Werner Von Braun Institute of Science and Technology

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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:lol:  That sounds very British Raithe!

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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From what I've heard, KFC's marketing strategy in Vietnam is to play up the Colonel's weird resemblance to Ho Chi Minh.

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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