Bartimaeus Posted August 31, 2016 Posted August 31, 2016 Of course, by 'puppies' I mean all dogs. Except Rottweiler puppies ... they know how and when and where to **** right out of the gate. PERIOD. Hello, Volourn. 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 1, 2016 Posted September 1, 2016 (edited) I just have zero sympathy whatsoever for the Chargers organization - all of my sympathy rests entirely with Bosa and Chargers fans. I know, I weirdly lose faith occasionally. But then they go and do something like this and totally redeem themselves. Left to right, Army, Navy, stealth Marine, Bosa, Marines, Blackhawks. Team visits MCAS Miramar today, including the head coach, GM, and a full contingent of Charger Girls--who are not pictured but I've seen the photos, three or four times. Maybe five. Edited September 1, 2016 by ManifestedISO 1 All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 THE PRE-SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OVER HERE WE GO FOR REAL (in exactly 7 days) Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 You live in the future. It's still halftime. Literally lights out. All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) ok, technically, it's not totally "officially" over for everybody, but it's over for me, and what a stinker of an ending it was, Edited September 2, 2016 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) Same, stinker. Not totally, though. Some seriously quality undrafted effort-makers. Plus, hardworking dedicated cheerleaders in military uniforms* make me happy. Let's make a deal ... we'll rough up Kansas City in Week 1 if the Pack tenderizes the Jaguars for the SD home opener in Week 2. *by uniform, I mean approximation. Can't decide if I should join the Air Force or Navy. Am thinking Aim High. Edited September 2, 2016 by ManifestedISO 1 All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 The Chiefs did ruin our 16-0 season in 2011...I think the Packers should be able to handle the Jaguars alright. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Bartimaeus Posted September 3, 2016 Posted September 3, 2016 packers releasing 3x (second team) all-pro guard josh sitton today RIP 2016 packers season Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 3, 2016 Posted September 3, 2016 Sitton hasn't missed a start since 2011 ... he is most welcome to come down here. Let me make a few phone calls. All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 3, 2016 Posted September 3, 2016 He is still one of the top 5, maybe top 3 guards in football...I hope he goes to an AFC team, or at least a non-NFCN team. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Bartimaeus Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Enoch Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 When the hell are desperate teams going to learn that they should stop bailing the Eagles out of all their mistakes with insanely lopsided trades??! Has trading for a QB on the Eagles ever worked out well for anybody?
Gromnir Posted September 4, 2016 Author Posted September 4, 2016 When the hell are desperate teams going to learn that they should stop bailing the Eagles out of all their mistakes with insanely lopsided trades??! Has trading for a QB on the Eagles ever worked out well for anybody? if it makes you feel better, history suggests that the eagles will likely bungle the pick(s) they got for bradford. HA! Good Fun! "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)
ManifestedISO Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 I remember Bradford hasn't wanted to be an Eagle since the draft, so combine his ire with Minnesota's pain and home-field advantage in their new stadium might be a possibility. All Stop. On Screen.
Volourn Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 It better work out for Minny b/c that's a lot to give up for Bradford. The silver lining is they still have the best RB which will always be helpful for any QB. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Bartimaeus Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 Josh Sitton signs 3 year deal with Bears. 1 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 I'm sorry. I tried, but the ghost of Jim McMahon appeared in a dream and said he had a plan of salvation for Sitton. His exact words were, 'this is the place'. I'm really sorry. All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 5, 2016 Posted September 5, 2016 ...at least it wasn't the Vikings, who probably still have the best chance of challenging for the division (with Bradford, anyways). What a shame that this game is also, first and foremost, a business. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Bartimaeus Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 (edited) Man, player interviews today were so brutal. Everyone's just devastated about it. Not a great way to open up the season. ...Part of the reason the Packers tend to get good deal on their own players is because their players love being here and want to stay. You do something stupid like this, you tear apart these guys' football families for no apparent reason at a moment's notice and in such a callous manner (management won't even explain to them why it happened), and maybe they won't feel as strongly about it when negotiations come around again. I think this is probably something they'll remember for a while. Edited September 6, 2016 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Why did this really happen ... Green Bay's main page acts like an accidental death in the family. All Stop. On Screen.
Gfted1 Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 DA: Ezekiel Elliot won't face charges in alleged domestic incident. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Bartimaeus Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Heh, no surprise, given the circumstances - idiot girl texts him in advance, wasn't it, that she'd pull something like this if he broke up with her? Not the best plan, lady. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Keyrock Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 It's okay, the Cowboys have enough suspended guys to start the season as is. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Nepenthe Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 Same, stinker. Not totally, though. Some seriously quality undrafted effort-makers. Plus, hardworking dedicated cheerleaders in military uniforms* make me happy. Let's make a deal ... we'll rough up Kansas City in Week 1 if the Pack tenderizes the Jaguars for the SD home opener in Week 2. *by uniform, I mean approximation. Can't decide if I should join the Air Force or Navy. Am thinking Aim High. Paging PC police to the NFL thread, paging PC policeto the NFL thread! So, how about them Saints. More transactions in the days after the cutdown to 53 than during the camp. I'm not sure what the hell they are doing, at least the eagles were clear on punting for the season. 1 You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions
ManifestedISO Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Love that Kelvin Benjamin, but Cam is the anti-christ. If I was John Elway, I'd be somewhat relieved with Siemian. All Stop. On Screen.
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