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The Not Too Creepy Pretty Women Thread

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Is it gone. Please be gone. I made a terrible mistake. I am returning to page 320, like you said. Please I don't want to go to jail. 

 

OK. That's cool, guy. But to save time, don't go to page 18. You have to f*** an antelope, and it all gets a bit weird.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I hate myself. Why did this happen. What did I do wrong. How could I have been so blind. God hates me. There is no god. The Austrian is right, I don't exist. None of this does.

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    Did I miss anything spectacular? 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    I hate myself. Why did this happen. What did I do wrong. How could I have been so blind. God hates me. There is no god. The Austrian is right, I don't exist. None of this does.

     

    Mek Quake is right?

     

    [joke for five people]

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Did I miss anything spectacular? 

    Just a pic of a 14-year-old.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    do have to remove the "not too" part from the thread's title now?

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    do have to remove the "not too" part from the thread's title now?

    And ''pretty'' too, its highly misleading.

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    Please be advised that mkreku is the only poster nominated to put up ****ing dubious pictures of women with no hips who he has drugged up and dragged to his flat.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Is that the Kremlin on the background?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Those green domes are common in Russia. Could be Vysokopetrovsky Monastery.

     

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    Well, this thread needs more Russian "domes" if you catch my drift.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Did I miss anything spectacular? 

    Just a pic of a 14-year-old.

     

    18, which is why I freaked, I thought she was 24.

    Edit: Oh and thanks very much global mod power, sorry to have been a bother, won't happen again. 

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    Is this as in the series 'Borgia' on Netflix? Lucrezia Borgia in the show is 14, but... well let's just say it got all Game of Thrones. Come to that, Game of Thrones does essentially the same thing with the Kaleesi.

     

    Aside: my favourite pub merely reinforced my affection for them, yesterday by their sudden encyclopedic knowledge of the works of George R. R, Martin.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Less Borgia, more Dangerous Liaisons. "It's beyond my control ..."

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vpFr7et6Pk

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Rachel Weisz ca. 1999

     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I refuse to believe shes 43 already.  sad.png

    Still a total stunner with hollywoods cutest smile though.

     

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    Can't see it, Wold. Would like to, since we have and will always prefer older women. 

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    the site forbids hotlinking, just right-click the icon and open the source in a new tab

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

    the site forbids hotlinking, just right-click the icon and open the source in a new tab

     

    I'm not turning to that page again.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    In true Obsidian forum style...

     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Well kept place, not a fan of the stools though.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    Correction: she is 39, can't calculate today.  :blink: 

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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