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Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

 

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Good video, even if teachers are always on the cross about that. :p

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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* YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

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Slogans for College Majors if they were Honest

 

Computer Engineering: Tons of chicks, just not very many.

 

Biochemistry:  Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.

 

Archaeology: If you don't know what it is, it's probably ceremonial.

 

Information Technology: Let me google that for you.

 

Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

 

Chemistry:  Where alcohol IS a solution.

 

Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.

 

Aerospace Engineering: "It actually is rocket science."

 

Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.

 

Structural Engineering: Because architects don't know what physics is.

 

Philosophy: Think about it...

 

Communications: "We'll tech you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningfull."

 

Dental Hygienist: "Something to do until you get knocked up."

 

Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk.

 

Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.

 

Criminal Justice: We're here because of Law & Order reruns.

 

Photography: It's worth a shot.

 

Statistics: Where everything is made up and the numbers don't matter.

 

Anthropology: It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid!

 

Zoology: Because you can't major in kittens.

 

Psychology: Good luck doing anything until you get your master's!

 

Premed: "I'll probably switch majors in 2 years."

 

History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.

 

English: So you want to be a teacher.

 

Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.

 

Astrophysics: "Eh, I'm within an order of magnitude..."

 

Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.

 

Latin: Because useful is overrated.

 

Physics: "Everything you learned last week was wrong."

 

Nursing: Learning to save other's lives while struggling not to take your own.

 

Marine Bio: "I wanted to play with dolphins... but I'm looking at algae instead."

 

Accounting: Selling your soul for money.

 

Finance: "Accounting was too hard."

 

Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.

 

Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!

 

Music Performance: If you don't hate yourself, you're doing it wrong.

 

Graphic Design: No, we aren't artists. We are designers. There's a difference.

 

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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D&D Stats Explained Using Tomatoes...

 

 

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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^ ***Thinks we need a beer version for low stats...***

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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m/d/y is a better way of dating things, because that is how we say the date.

 

And kilos are for drug dealers.

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You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

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Really? I've always said the 3rd of June etc.

 

 

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Fortune favors the bald.

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Here, most just say "March 18th", don't really mention the year as usually it's within the current one and all.  For programs though, dd-mm-yyyy is best.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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"m/d/y is a better way of dating things, because that is how we say the date.

 

And kilos are for drug dealers."

As a Hispanic man with one cousin in prison for dealing drugs i'm mildly offended by that.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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