Who ever said ruling was fun?

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL to this:

 

http://global3.memecdn.com/irish-stu-read-the-comments-and-you-will-go-on-adventure_o_1682507.jpg

 

 

 

http://i2.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/affleck-batman-meme.jpg

Edited March 13, 201411 yr by TrashMan

http://youtu.be/9T8ovblvQM0

Good video, even if teachers are always on the cross about that.

 

 

Edited March 13, 201411 yr by Woldan

 

 

 

Titanic by Michael Bay:

http://i.imgur.com/dZivKdI.gif

 

Edited March 14, 201411 yr by TrashMan

Slogans for College Majors if they were Honest

 

Computer Engineering: Tons of chicks, just not very many.

 

Biochemistry:  Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.

 

Archaeology: If you don't know what it is, it's probably ceremonial.

 

Information Technology: Let me google that for you.

 

Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

 

Chemistry:  Where alcohol IS a solution.

 

Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.

 

Aerospace Engineering: "It actually is rocket science."

 

Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.

 

Structural Engineering: Because architects don't know what physics is.

 

Philosophy: Think about it...

 

Communications: "We'll tech you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningfull."

 

Dental Hygienist: "Something to do until you get knocked up."

 

Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk.

 

Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.

 

Criminal Justice: We're here because of Law & Order reruns.

 

Photography: It's worth a shot.

 

Statistics: Where everything is made up and the numbers don't matter.

 

Anthropology: It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid!

 

Zoology: Because you can't major in kittens.

 

Psychology: Good luck doing anything until you get your master's!

 

Premed: "I'll probably switch majors in 2 years."

 

History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.

 

English: So you want to be a teacher.

 

Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.

 

Astrophysics: "Eh, I'm within an order of magnitude..."

 

Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.

 

Latin: Because useful is overrated.

 

Physics: "Everything you learned last week was wrong."

 

Nursing: Learning to save other's lives while struggling not to take your own.

 

Marine Bio: "I wanted to play with dolphins... but I'm looking at algae instead."

 

Accounting: Selling your soul for money.

 

Finance: "Accounting was too hard."

 

Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.

 

Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!

 

Music Performance: If you don't hate yourself, you're doing it wrong.

 

Graphic Design: No, we aren't artists. We are designers. There's a difference.

 

 

D&D Stats Explained Using Tomatoes...

 

 

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

 

^ ***Thinks we need a beer version for low stats...***

 

 

Edited March 18, 201411 yr by TrashMan

 

 

 

 

 

Alright...stopping now

 

 

 

 

m/d/y is a better way of dating things, because that is how we say the date.

 

And kilos are for drug dealers.

Really? I've always said the 3rd of June etc.

 

 

..

 

Cat confused by butterfly.

 

and awesome doodle

Here, most just say "March 18th", don't really mention the year as usually it's within the current one and all.  For programs though, dd-mm-yyyy is best.

"m/d/y is a better way of dating things, because that is how we say the date.

 

And kilos are for drug dealers."

As a Hispanic man with one cousin in prison for dealing drugs i'm mildly offended by that.

Edited March 18, 201411 yr by Orogun01

http://teamcoco.com/video/triumph-wiener-circle

 

 

Pshhh, you call that the Leo Strut?

 

 

 

 

Edited March 18, 201411 yr by Woldan