"Dog save me and I shall spare you!" "Yisss, you shall be my vessel of destruction"

Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men..

 

Alan Rickman (or more accurately, Snape) his fangirls say you're outdated.

vessel of destruction"

This made me have some unkind thoughts about certain exes of mine.

 

~~

 

Much of this morning spent trying to untangle my pension plans.

 

Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men..

 

Alan Rickman (or more accurately, Snape) his fangirls say you're outdated.

 

 

His fansgirls are overweight 40 year olds.. I say they are outdated!! good day sir..

This one is just for Lady Crimson

 

Allan Rickman is more accurately known as Hans Grüber. At least to people who don't have an ounce of interest in children's books. 

Heh, now this I find amusing:

 

"Edward and Bella in Twilight meet all 15 criteria set by the National Domestic Violence hotline for being in an abusive relationship."

What could possibly go wrong....   

 

 

But this is kind of clever (The lawnmower on a stick), have to try it someday. 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgCYLTojay8

Edited August 28, 201312 yr by Woldan

I'm extremely offendend, dissapointed and entertained at the same time.. That's rednecks for ya..

 

Sorry for the long post here - but this poor fella is hilarious.. LA can be a dangerous place lol

 

Awesome.

hah

Genius Rick Roll.   That is some well-written comedy. 

This one is just for Lady Crimson

Haha....I like it.

What in blazes? Sir Stewart, you are a nut. (I guess that's his gf's feet, according to the Telegraph).

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjeiaLHZbXM

What in blazes? Sir Stewart, you are a nut. (I guess that's his gf's feet, according to the Telegraph).

 

He's always been really silly.. It's just that his roles are serious.

That PBJ thing cracked me up. That could easily have been me.

Between the lines of Employment Ads:

Advancement Opportunity
-s*** job

Entry Level
-Really a s*** job

No Experience Necessary
-The mother of all s*** jobs

Administrative Assistant
-s*** job with a title

Ground Floor Opportunity
-s*** job with a company that will file bankruptsy within a year

Progressive Company
-Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday

Team Player
-Must deal with dangerously territorial co-workers with rabid personalities

Upbeat Personalities
-Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug/alcohol rehab benefit within the first year

Word Processing Skills Essential
-There is a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your future

Public Relations Receptionist, Professional Appearance Important
-$20K a year job that requires a $100K a year wardrobe

Pleasant Telephone Manner
-Be the voice of 1-900-SEX-SUCK

Earn Up To $300/Hour
-Be 1-900-SEX-SUCK

Salary Range $24K to $32K
-The Salary is $24K

BA Required, MA Preferred
-Must be a MA willing to work for a BA salary

Civil Service
-The job was filled from the inside 6 months ago

Women/Minorities Encouraged
-White males need not waste a stamp

Outstanding Benefits Package
-Health Insurance

Tons of Variety
-We took all the heinous tasks no one else would do and rolled them into one job

Top Notch Communication Skills
-Telemarketing

Beautiful Offices in Attractive Locale
-Brand new tacky windowless office where picture frames match the carpet

Secretary
-Women only job with the responsibilities of management and the wages of a migrant worker

Executive Secretary
-The most powerful person in any company

Dedicated
-You're looking at a minimum of 80 hours per week until we force you into early retirement

Salary Commensurate
-We'll pay you whatever the Hell we feel like

Salary Negotiable
-We'll take the lowest bidder

Competitive Salary
-We'll pay you up to 10% more than your last job... Period!

Competitive Starting Salary
-Ten cents above minimum wage

Pleasant Atmosphere
-A staff of pod people

Professional Atmosphere
-Zombie pod people

Fun, Creative Atmosphere
-Pod people from Hell

Dynamic Atmosphere
-Zombie pod people from Hell

Gal Friday
-Anyone who actually applies for this job deserves it

Self Starter
-Open to broad interpretation, since no one really knows what this means

Pinterest account posts pictures of Taylor Swift overlayed with Taylor quotes, teenagers love them. Quotes were actually said by Hitler. source

 

 

 

Haha .. I love this.

 

Also fun

 

Personally, I prefer to think of Lady Gaga as an artsy rather than weird...

Edited August 31, 201312 yr by rjshae

 

Personally, I prefer to think of Lady Gaga as an artsy rather than weird...

 

Terrifying, more like. I wouldn't touch her with a specially designed NASA probe. Although I have to grudgingly approve of her anti-bullying efforts.

 

 

Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men..

 

Alan Rickman (or more accurately, Snape) his fangirls say you're outdated.

 

 

His fansgirls are overweight 40 year olds.. I say they are outdated!! good day sir..

 

 

I personally know a whole wave of Alan Rickman fangirls (at least 15) and none of them are over 25, none of them are overweight, and most of them are attractive. I also know that Alan Rickman's wife has had serious trouble with the amount of hatemail she gets from his legion of jealous fangirls. Do not underestimate the power of a dark brooding British accent with black hair. Just look at Loki, or Sherlock. They have the same fangirl "demographic".