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The (hopefully) attractive women thread.

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Speaking of chess, Judit Polgar used to be very cute.

 

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

That face is the anti cute.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    Heh, if we're going to start digging into the past as well, I'm half tempted to go find a picture of the queen on her coronation day.. :shifty:

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Of course, to balance that out, I'll throw in something of more exposed flesh..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Well we've had about a week's break from this, so let's return with a theme..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Is the theme women's periods?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Circassian woman

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    Circassian princess.

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    What's this weird obsession with facial skin, fat, ligaments and tissue? Under the skin, we all look more or less the same.

    Here's an ossuary sample:

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    Beauty is perhaps deeper than skin-deep? Alright, disclaimer: I'm not into skeletal parts and other necro tendencies, but I do like the undead in various forms in fantasy settings. :skull:

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    *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***

     

    As long as they don't frikkin sparkle.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    As long as they don't frikkin sparkle.

    I can handle sparkling if it comes from them bursting into flames.

     

    Also, could someone post some redheads?

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

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    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    We don't all look the same, bones wise. If we did, how would facial reconstruction work?

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    IIRC skulls - along with pelvises - are the first places you go to look to see if you've got woman bones or man bones.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    "Your frontal bone is as smooth as a rounded granite boulder

    Your eye sockets are like gazing into mysterious, wind-filled caverns

    Your nasal cavities are like the petals of a soft orchid ...

     

    ...can I buy you a drink?"

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    IIRC skulls - along with pelvises - are the first places you go to look to see if you've got woman bones or man bones.

     

    Finally I can clean out the attic!

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Also maybe femur bones?  I had a pathologist friend years ago.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    This reminds me of this good old tune:

    *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***

     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    Wow, perfect features.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Wow, perfect features.

     

    I dunno, man. Can you imagine taking that face to dinner? I'm having fight down the urge to leap nervously away from the keyboard just meeting her stare.

     

    Don't get me wrong. I'm as prone to falling for ice queens as the next man. But I'm damned if I'll do it in my imagination.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Just so Wals has something warmer to stir his imagination..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Wait. I thought your PC was borken? Maybe it just needs more sexy ladies. I recommend draping at least two across it overnight.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Do you realise what you can do with a smart phone nowadays? It's not that hard to googlesearch "sfw cleavage" :dancing:

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Wait, what? You're browsing the forum ON YOUR PHONE??

     

    I feel about 80 years old right now.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Heh, the Obs boards are on my phone's "bookmarks". Of course, since I'm at home, I just have it connect via the wifi and the router's internet. Not suck up data service..

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Heh, the Obs boards are on my phone's "bookmarks". Of course, since I'm at home, I just have it connect via the wifi and the router's internet. Not suck up data service..

     

    Sly.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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