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Heh, if we're going to start digging into the past as well, I'm half tempted to go find a picture of the queen on her coronation day.. :shifty:

 

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Of course, to balance that out, I'll throw in something of more exposed flesh..

 

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Well we've had about a week's break from this, so let's return with a theme..

 

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What's this weird obsession with facial skin, fat, ligaments and tissue? Under the skin, we all look more or less the same.

Here's an ossuary sample:

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Beauty is perhaps deeper than skin-deep? Alright, disclaimer: I'm not into skeletal parts and other necro tendencies, but I do like the undead in various forms in fantasy settings. :skull:

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As long as they don't frikkin sparkle.

I can handle sparkling if it comes from them bursting into flames.

 

Also, could someone post some redheads?

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We don't all look the same, bones wise. If we did, how would facial reconstruction work?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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IIRC skulls - along with pelvises - are the first places you go to look to see if you've got woman bones or man bones.

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"Your frontal bone is as smooth as a rounded granite boulder

Your eye sockets are like gazing into mysterious, wind-filled caverns

Your nasal cavities are like the petals of a soft orchid ...

 

...can I buy you a drink?"

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IIRC skulls - along with pelvises - are the first places you go to look to see if you've got woman bones or man bones.

 

Finally I can clean out the attic!

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Wow, perfect features.

 

I dunno, man. Can you imagine taking that face to dinner? I'm having fight down the urge to leap nervously away from the keyboard just meeting her stare.

 

Don't get me wrong. I'm as prone to falling for ice queens as the next man. But I'm damned if I'll do it in my imagination.

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Wait. I thought your PC was borken? Maybe it just needs more sexy ladies. I recommend draping at least two across it overnight.

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Do you realise what you can do with a smart phone nowadays? It's not that hard to googlesearch "sfw cleavage" :dancing:

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Wait, what? You're browsing the forum ON YOUR PHONE??

 

I feel about 80 years old right now.

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Heh, the Obs boards are on my phone's "bookmarks". Of course, since I'm at home, I just have it connect via the wifi and the router's internet. Not suck up data service..

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Heh, the Obs boards are on my phone's "bookmarks". Of course, since I'm at home, I just have it connect via the wifi and the router's internet. Not suck up data service..

 

Sly.

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