Walsingham Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 Story Creepy as. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Monte Carlo Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 Story Creepy as. Not really. The 'Beast of Haverfordwest' is a retired farmer called "Dai the Maniac." He is merely roaming slightly north and eastwards of his usual hunting grounds (i.e. the Fishguard branch of Aldi where he rifles through the bins and drinks abandoned cider until he passes out). Dai will finally get bored of chewing cattle and go home to his day job as a traffic warden until the next full moon. 1
Walsingham Posted May 15, 2012 Author Posted May 15, 2012 For those who are not UK-based 'Dai the Maniac' is none other than Monte Carlo. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gorgon Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 (edited) I googled Dai the Maniac thinking my lack of knowledge of Britons was preventing me from getting a joke. This came up. I don't know what it is but I approve. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bo3v9savzg Edited May 15, 2012 by Gorgon Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
LadyCrimson Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 Is it weird of me that the only thing that grabbed my attention on that story's page is the picture of the cute squirrel on one of the "earth news" links? ... the picture of the dead sheep, why is it painted with blue? “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Nonek Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 It all began with the singing, the harmonious and mellifluous crooning of the native sons of Cymru, it dug itself into my brain and would not let go. That such aural beauty could exist seemed to mock my own crude and ill formed attempts at song, I fell silent as a youth and grew bitter and strange, divorced from my kith and kin. They had neither the ears to hear or the eyes to see what a farce our crude lives were, I despised and pitied them. A madness took me and I slaughtered my kin and feasted on their flesh, their souls would live on in me so that they might hear at last what heaven sounds like. I now stand shaved, free of the farmers marks on my fleece, pretending to be human and as yet no one has caught me. Jones the psychopathic sheep. Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Malcador Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Probably some kinky farmer. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
CoffeeMinx Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 ... the picture of the dead sheep, why is it painted with blue? I think it's a marking thing, like so you know this sheep has had its shots or this sheep is from this flock or whatnot. Still Learning herp derp n00bity n00b
Gfted1 Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 The killer was dubbed the Beast of Bont after the village of Pontrhydfendigaid... Come on, now you guys are just making words up on the fly. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
HoonDing Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 The killer was dubbed the Beast of Bont after the village of Pontrhydfendigaid... Come on, now you guys are just making words up on the fly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontrhydfendigaid The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Orogun01 Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 The killer was dubbed the Beast of Bont after the village of Pontrhydfendigaid... Come on, now you guys are just making words up on the fly. http://en.wikipedia....ntrhydfendigaid Were they drunk when they named it? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Walsingham Posted May 17, 2012 Author Posted May 17, 2012 This is WALES. The only reason we invaded and pacified the country was in a vain attempt to correct their spelling. 2 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Monte Carlo Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 Probably some kinky farmer. There's nothing kinky about eviscerating livestock in your spare time, boyo. It gets lonely and boring up in the hills.
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