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Just to get the ball rolling: if the nuclear reactor near me does suffer a containment failure then I can finally indulge in smoking.

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Just to get the ball rolling: if the nuclear reactor near me does suffer a containment failure then I can finally indulge in smoking.

And if the nuclear winter comes you won't have to bear anymore rain. I think :dancing:

 

Just look on the bright side, you don't live in Somalia and your life it's happily uneventful.

 

And if that don't work try some morphine.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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The question isn't "is the cup half full or half empty", the question is whether the liquid in said container is radioactive..."

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It's sounds like you're being very Bergman-ish, Wals. I would recommend you buy a ferrari and if that's over your budget, get a motorbike.

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Just to get the ball rolling: if the nuclear reactor near me does suffer a containment failure then I can finally indulge in smoking.

Smoking cigs/joints/cigars? Or just flat out smoking as parts of your clothing burn off?

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Also.. potential radioactivity causing mutations.. Could mean you actually might end up encountering a girl with three boobs..

 

Ever since Total Recall.. that's been one weird ass mental image.

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But then you'd have to kill her. Know the Mutant..

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Also.. potential radioactivity causing mutations.. Could mean you actually might end up encountering a girl with three boobs..

 

Ever since Total Recall.. that's been one weird ass mental image.

Or a prostitute with three lady bits down below like Yahtzee is so proud of using as a metaphor.

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I really don't know how one would go about cheering the f*** up. I'm always quite cheery when I'm f***ing, so I've never thought to ask.

 

Maybe you're f***ing the wrong people?

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Maybe he's f***ed too many people and got bored with it?

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Cheeriness is overrated, lately I'm making a concerted effort to not be overly cheerful when I'm feeling downright bitter inside, hopefully it'll reduce the amount of cancers I end up with in old age :thumbsup:

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Cheerful people make really, really uneasy. I end up suspecting they're high on some sort of drug or are insane. I do agree that faking cheerfulness is not a good thing to do, but seems you have to do it - at least at work anyway.

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I'm often quite cheerful. It's just recently what with all the economic stuff, and my nation apparently deciding that spending money on and attention on celeberities and nasal tanning spray is more important than fostering democratic ideals or plain human rights, and not getting any ****ing (as you so delicately put it). Plus I might finally have to get glasses, when I've always been proud of my good eyesight... I'm bummed out.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Just to get the ball rolling: if the nuclear reactor near me does suffer a containment failure then I can finally indulge in smoking.

Radiation is a good preservative for vegetables. They are easier to find in a dark kitchen too :thumbsup:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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It's sounds like you're being very Bergman-ish, Wals. I would recommend you buy a ferrari and if that's over your budget, get a motorbike.

 

Why worry about one's budget? Take out a loan and your kids can pay off your debt!

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I have managed to disable those annoying flash ads by restricting the space used by flash in my computer's memory to 1kb. I now get a surprisingly large number of little permission screens, but this pleases me.

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Firefox with 'NoScript' is your friend. Wave goodbye to Flash :)

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Firefox with 'NoScript' is your friend. Wave goodbye to Flash :)

 

But what if - and I'm simply speculating here - some eastern European woman wants to show me something artistic? Wouldn't NoScript disable that?

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I use the Flashblock add-on for Firefox. All flash elements are disabled until you press the little icon on to turn them on. So if some eastern European woman wants to show you something "artistic" you don't have to miss out.

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Firefox with 'NoScript' is your friend. Wave goodbye to Flash :)

 

But what if - and I'm simply speculating here - some eastern European woman wants to show me something artistic? Wouldn't NoScript disable that?

By default, yes. You can however change settings on a site by site basis, how much and which scripts you'll allow to run. I've got it off by default and make exceptions for sites like youtube etc. You can also fine tune it by allowing some websites to run scripts only for the current session, i.e. being 'off' again next time you visit.

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Adblock is another useful addon, no matter how much website owners decry it as stealing. :)

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Maybe he's f***ed too many people and got bored with it?

Oh you feminist-brainwashed misguided fools. You don't get bored from ****ing many people. You get bored from ****ing the one and the same.

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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Well 'too many' can be a lot. Do something enough and it loses all appeal, no ?

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Well 'too many' can be a lot. Do something enough and it loses all appeal, no ?

 

I dimly recall this not being the case.

 

On the subject of *ahem* romance, my main trouble at the moment is that at least three women have expressed a keen interest recently, but IMO they're far too mad. Evidence 1: they are keen on me.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Maybe he's f***ed too many people and got bored with it?

Oh you feminist-brainwashed misguided fools. You don't get bored from ****ing many people. You get bored from ****ing the one and the same.

 

I'm pretty sure plenty of feminists would agree with you.

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