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Can an errant cannonball travel a quarter of a mile through a cinder block wall, a front door, travel up stairs, break through a stucco wall, and demolish a minivan?

 

I think we can call this myth confirmed.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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I've been arguing for trade schools in the US forever, but instead we keep cutting the electives that actually teach useful skills. It's not like electricians, plumbers, mechanics, and carpenters don't make good money. They make great money, but schools in the US do almost nothing to help students get into those career fields.

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All the good plumbers, builders etc. that I know and use are all ex-forces. Because knowing how to lay concrete is not the same as turning up, and laying it on time and with a sense of purpose.

 

Sorry. Not funny. :grin:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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To be fair, neither ballet nor bouquet are exactly English words!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I stumbled on three or four words.

 

@Wals: By that measure, the English language does not exist. Or became a dead language after the Normans invaded.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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No, not seriously. The Red Cross held a sidebar at a convention to discuss the idea that games should promote International Humanitarian Law. That's pretty much all it is. Daily Mail reported a stupid interpretation of it. Kotaku reported on daily mail. Now this news.au is reporting on Kotaku. It's bloggers playing the telephone game.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Holy **** I can't stop laughing at that.

 

Dogs 1:0 Cats

 

Haha :thumbsup: Sadly though, judging by the cat's body language (ears are down, a very, very bad thing) that poor doggy is in for a nasty surprise.

 

On topic:

 

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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After William Shatner's and Carrie Fisher's snark back a nd forth...

 

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I know I often hurt myself laughing, but to be fair I laugh at some funny ****.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I know I often hurt myself laughing, but to be fair I laugh at some funny ****.

Hehe... "floor pizza" :lol:

 

Didn't know there were so many of them. Last time I checked they were up to

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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He looks so curmudgeonly.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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I know I often hurt myself laughing, but to be fair I laugh at some funny ****.

Hehe... "floor pizza" ;)

 

Didn't know there were so many of them. Last time I checked they were up to

 

I'd forgotten about it as well. Hence the reminder.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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