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The funny things thread part 3

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Ok, lets try this again. If I have to get my hands out of the nice cozy pockets where they stay again, they wont see the funny in it. They hate working.

 

It was the GG Allin stuff wasn't it...

I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

Down and out on the Solomani Rim
Now the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!

 

Ok, lets try this again. If I have to get my hands out of the nice cozy pockets where they stay again, they wont see the funny in it. They hate working.

 

But Winehouse was funny! :shifty:

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

More strange than funny. a bad case of transient global amnesia. It's like something out of a bad Hollywood movie.

Fortune favors the bald.

 

A parody of the Texas Govner.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

That's just tragic :banghead:

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Da Aylians ur cumming!

 

Is the US maybe preparing us for disclosure, and what's up with all these silly ET movies lately?

Rain makes everything better.

Da Aylians ur cumming!

 

Is the US maybe preparing us for disclosure, and what's up with all these silly ET movies lately?

I call it the Michael Bay effect, lotta special effects, no plot and it makes millions on the box office. Everyone else follows suit.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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well I think there's the whole problem of making a movie out of BATTLESHIP.

 

At least with transformers there was some sort of storyline... and with Battleship at least they're using actual pegs to beat up each other.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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at least they're using actual pegs to beat up each other.

Is that what those were supposed to be? Nice catch. :lol:

 

I apparently know a guy who worked on this movie. In case you're wondering, they do say "you sunk my battleship" in the movie.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

I guess the aliens are just playing the game with us ? Odd that they're still using the Iowas.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Du Hast a capella

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Whoa, that was good :blink:

 

I don't know if anybody remember

? But apparently somebody besides me wondered what the heck a guy like that
? Not what you would expect :)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

:lol: a thousands internets to you for making me laugh so hard.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

Down and out on the Solomani Rim
Now the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!

 

:lol: a thousands internets to you for making me laugh so hard.

 

 

Hahhahaahha, that's here in Belgrade. Sweet

И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
И његова сва изгибе војска, 
Седамдесет и седам иљада;
Све је свето и честито било
И миломе Богу приступачно.

 

I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

Down and out on the Solomani Rim
Now the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!

 

"Activision ruined you!"

 

I see that guy landing a job at EA sooner rather than later... :(

 

I quite like the fat man, actually. He's mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

The lisp is like the cherry on top.

His blood type is Nutella

И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
И његова сва изгибе војска, 
Седамдесет и седам иљада;
Све је свето и честито било
И миломе Богу приступачно.

 

 

:(

 

Give him an Oscar.

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