Blarghagh Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I went out for dinner last week with a friend from school. We have an interesting relationship. I trust her almost implicitly and apparently she feels the same way about me, but I have feelings reserved for her as well, though never expressed of course. At the same time, I have seen her outside of school on maybe two occasions and we don't really talk all that often but when we do its like magic. Anyways, we get coffee afterwards and she takes a deep breath and starts with a "So if we ever did anything sexual..." and I'm thinking holy balls this could be like the start of a beautiful relationship with someone who is really cool and awesome. Well not quite. Turns out she wants to perform oral sex on me and video tape it so her and her lover can get off together or something. It's pretty bizarre but as a man I cannot refuse free oral from an attractive young female. So the last week I've been trying to tan and get sexy. Should look moderately decent though my legs are still white as hell. I don't understand it. My upper body is getting golden quite nicely but not even a hint on my legs. Total bs. Other than that its starting to get really hot outside and I have one summer class which is difficult. Wish me luck on my amateur porn debut. Hopefully it doesnt wind up on the interwebs. For some reason this just seems extremely hilarious to me. I cannot see this playing out in anything other than a National Lampoon type resolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 And the temperature seems to be having a sudden drop here.. Realised it's heading towards 9pm and I haven't eaten so just grabbed a nice batch of sushi to satisfy some hunger. Pondering on chilling back and catching up with some tv as I enjoy the wasabi.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drowsy Emperor Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Raithe you remind me of fluffy pink slippers. Do you have a pair? И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,И његова сва изгибе војска, Седамдесет и седам иљада;Све је свето и честито билоИ миломе Богу приступачно. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Raithe you remind me of fluffy pink slippers. Do you have a pair? No, I tend to favour moccasin style slippers.. and a good traditional english sleeping gown (of which my current one is rather darth sideous styling) "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drowsy Emperor Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Raithe you remind me of fluffy pink slippers. Do you have a pair? No, I tend to favour moccasin style slippers.. and a good traditional english sleeping gown (of which my current one is rather darth sideous styling) Are you also, by any chance a hobbit? И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,И његова сва изгибе војска, Седамдесет и седам иљада;Све је свето и честито билоИ миломе Богу приступачно. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 And the temperature seems to be having a sudden drop here.. Realised it's heading towards 9pm and I haven't eaten so just grabbed a nice batch of sushi to satisfy some hunger. Pondering on chilling back and catching up with some tv as I enjoy the wasabi.. We had a 10 degree drop within an hour this afternoon thanks to a storm front that swept through. It only stuck around long enough to drop a few millimeters of rain and apparently tear down a bunch of tree branches in the north end of town before it moved on. Radio also mentioned it flipped a float plane on one of the lakes north of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Are you also, by any chance a hobbit? Well hovering around the 6' mark and incredibly pale-skinned (what can I say, grandad was an albino..it carries through). Being mistaken for a hobbit would be a first for me. However, I did go through my gsce's with the addition of a fine waistcoat and pocket watch to my school uniform... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDeranged Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Today I has mostly been eatin roast chicken, and dying from AIDS by the feel of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I was up early for a round of gf this morning. I'm hitting the ball a lot better this year, finally. My scores haven't dropped that much...yet. I'm going to take lessons this summer, I think. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Just got home from a very long work day, capped off by a brutally long commute. I started to write a reply in the "Deficit Reduction" thread but it's just more mental energy that I have at the moment. I think I'll have a PB&J for dinner and spend the rest of the night on the porch drinking good bourbon on ice and playing my guitar. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Managed to fall off to sleep at some point when the skyline was starting to lighten and the birds were beginning to tweet. Had somehow managed to get into a rather pleasant dream when I woke up a couple of hours later. Now I can't remember what it was about, just that it was really pleasant. Really fine rain falling... so I think that breaks the chance of hanging some fresh laundry on the line to dry. Now to see if I can wheedle some useful and/or relevant info out of the US Embassy.... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Got tired of the bull**** I'm getting, now packing up my office. **** 'em. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Got tired of the bull**** I'm getting, now packing up my office. **** 'em. Hope you find a better job! and good on you for refusing to be **** on. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Slug, that whole situation sounds like it will have a comically tragic ending. Keep us posted. You don't say, but indeed... It is well tragic, but I don't blame ya slug... I'd do exactly the same. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Got tired of the bull**** I'm getting, now packing up my office. **** 'em. You go angwii man! I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I coded. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 my beard is gone my face feels cold when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 But you still have that fantastic moustache, right? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 The tic in my left eye has started up again. Those are usually stress related. E.g. lack of sleep, excessive concentration for hours (an exam, coding a programme). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 But you still have that fantastic moustache, right? alas that has met it's end also no more twirling while plotting evil schemes, no more (apparently) looking like Guy Fawkes or the Laughing Cavalier, and no more making jokes about moustache rides tis a sad day indeed when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 A clean shaven Shryke? I cant visualize it. Also, what if that was the source of your powers ala Sampson? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 it usually only happens about once a year i don't actually think my gf has ever seen me cleanshaven. should be interesting to see her reaction when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Got tired of the bull**** I'm getting, now packing up my office. **** 'em. Hope you find a better job! and good on you for refusing to be **** on. Yeah, seeing how much hair I've lost in the last week was really the last straw, the **** at work just made it easier. Haven't felt this good in almost a year and a half. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 The tic in my left eye has started up again. Those are usually stress related. E.g. lack of sleep, excessive concentration for hours (an exam, coding a programme). Obvious as it is, I appreciate the thought. Intense day, all round. But pretty cool. Lots of things clicking together. Even if I found myself concentrating at breakneck speed to keep up with events. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 my face feels cold Its because your beard is gone I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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