February 17, 201114 yr Click London, Feb 17 (IANS) Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs has terminal pancreatic cancer and may live for just six more weeks, a media report said Thursday. Rain makes everything better.
February 17, 201114 yr Sad news for him and his family if it's true, though I do wonder if this is the result of a life spent bathing in various electromagnetic fields
February 17, 201114 yr Author Those kind of devices Apple works on don't produce a EM field powerful enough to influence human physiology. Probably got cancer from drinking too much free soda. Rain makes everything better.
February 17, 201114 yr If only the RDF could save him. Oh pffbt, it's the Enquirer. Edited February 17, 201114 yr by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
February 17, 201114 yr I bet he's regretting spending his entire life trying to sell people crap they don't need now. Unusually bitter today... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
February 17, 201114 yr Sad, but some part of me hopes this means the end of overpriced Apple products that don't do anything particularly well. ... it really is a shame, though. The man isn't exactly evil. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
February 18, 201114 yr Never liked Steve Jobs, always thought it was a douche... That said, I wouldn't wish this on anyone. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!
February 18, 201114 yr Pancreatic cancer? ouch "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
February 18, 201114 yr I don't care how great you are, and I don't care what you're worth. When it all ends up, you got to go back to mother earth. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
February 18, 201114 yr Screw mother earth. I want to be shot into space. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
February 18, 201114 yr Cancer is just more proof that 'mother earth', 'mother nature' and all other silyl things are evil to the core whose only job is to make living things suffer as much as possible after using and abusing them. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
February 18, 201114 yr Enquirer or not, pancreatic cancer is no laughing matter. If he's undergoing more treatment he could definitely have lost a lot of weight etc. Whether he only has weeks to live remains to be seen...but I hope he beats it. I may not love iEverything but he seems an interesting man and I'd hate to see the world lose him. Then again, such is life. But this WSJ blog mentions that Obama met with Steve Jobs (and others) yesterday, so Jobs can't be quite on death's door yet. Interestingly, it was held in Woodside...if I'd known that I could have gone there and watched the limos from some distance street corner and probably be arrested by Secret Service men for being suspiciously stalker-like. Edited February 18, 201114 yr by LadyCrimson Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.
February 18, 201114 yr Volourn just trolled Mother Earth, awesome BAH! Volo's just whining. Nature > Volo. Death is awesome. Deal with it! I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!
February 18, 201114 yr The fact that you felt the need to compare nature to me is enough proof to show how pathetic nature is and how awesome I am. I mean seriously.. you just were so deserpate to defend your precious nature to me. Nature... that 'entity' that exists for every to something (me) that will live 100 years top if I'm very lucky. L0L Thanks for the compliment, dude, thanks for the compliment. I hope MN doesn't feel slighted by your words. As for Jobs, don't know him, so don't feel anything other than 'it sucks' that nature has found yet another victim to torture. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
February 18, 201114 yr Author "Victim to torture" What a silly thing to say. If it wasn't for nature humanity as a civilization could never survive due to overpopulation. Rain makes everything better.
February 18, 201114 yr I counter that with the fact that if it wans't for nature we wouldn't even have an 'overpopulation' problem iin the first place. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
February 18, 201114 yr i guess an APPLE a day wasn't to keep the doctor away HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I can't believe no one else made that joke.
February 19, 201114 yr Good luck bro, I hope you can beat it..........hhhmmmmm maybe we can blame Bill Gates. Wolf's Goodspring Hole MOD On the House starter packs MOD NVInteriors
February 19, 201114 yr Cancer is just more proof that 'mother earth', 'mother nature' and all other silyl things are evil to the core whose only job is to make living things suffer as much as possible after using and abusing them. I'm sure that's what your cells feel about you. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
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