Morgoth Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Click London, Feb 17 (IANS) Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs has terminal pancreatic cancer and may live for just six more weeks, a media report said Thursday. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDeranged Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Sad news for him and his family if it's true, though I do wonder if this is the result of a life spent bathing in various electromagnetic fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 Those kind of devices Apple works on don't produce a EM field powerful enough to influence human physiology. Probably got cancer from drinking too much free soda. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 (edited) If only the RDF could save him. Oh pffbt, it's the Enquirer. Edited February 17, 2011 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I bet he's regretting spending his entire life trying to sell people crap they don't need now. Unusually bitter today... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Sad, but some part of me hopes this means the end of overpriced Apple products that don't do anything particularly well. ... it really is a shame, though. The man isn't exactly evil. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Never liked Steve Jobs, always thought it was a douche... That said, I wouldn't wish this on anyone. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Pancreatic cancer? ouch "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I don't care how great you are, and I don't care what you're worth. When it all ends up, you got to go back to mother earth. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Screw mother earth. I want to be shot into space. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Cancer is just more proof that 'mother earth', 'mother nature' and all other silyl things are evil to the core whose only job is to make living things suffer as much as possible after using and abusing them. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Volourn just trolled Mother Earth, awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 (edited) Enquirer or not, pancreatic cancer is no laughing matter. If he's undergoing more treatment he could definitely have lost a lot of weight etc. Whether he only has weeks to live remains to be seen...but I hope he beats it. I may not love iEverything but he seems an interesting man and I'd hate to see the world lose him. Then again, such is life. But this WSJ blog mentions that Obama met with Steve Jobs (and others) yesterday, so Jobs can't be quite on death's door yet. Interestingly, it was held in Woodside...if I'd known that I could have gone there and watched the limos from some distance street corner and probably be arrested by Secret Service men for being suspiciously stalker-like. Edited February 18, 2011 by LadyCrimson “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Volourn just trolled Mother Earth, awesome BAH! Volo's just whining. Nature > Volo. Death is awesome. Deal with it! I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 The fact that you felt the need to compare nature to me is enough proof to show how pathetic nature is and how awesome I am. I mean seriously.. you just were so deserpate to defend your precious nature to me. Nature... that 'entity' that exists for every to something (me) that will live 100 years top if I'm very lucky. L0L Thanks for the compliment, dude, thanks for the compliment. I hope MN doesn't feel slighted by your words. As for Jobs, don't know him, so don't feel anything other than 'it sucks' that nature has found yet another victim to torture. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 "Victim to torture" What a silly thing to say. If it wasn't for nature humanity as a civilization could never survive due to overpopulation. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I counter that with the fact that if it wans't for nature we wouldn't even have an 'overpopulation' problem iin the first place. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 i guess an APPLE a day wasn't to keep the doctor away HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I can't believe no one else made that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcrazewolf Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Good luck bro, I hope you can beat it..........hhhmmmmm maybe we can blame Bill Gates. Wolf's Goodspring Hole MOD On the House starter packs MOD NVInteriors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Nature > Volourn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Cancer is just more proof that 'mother earth', 'mother nature' and all other silyl things are evil to the core whose only job is to make living things suffer as much as possible after using and abusing them. I'm sure that's what your cells feel about you. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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