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Two scientists walk in to a bar. The first scientist says to the bartender, "I'll have H2O". The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too". They get their drinks and drink them. The second scientist dies.

 

LOL

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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This is a conversation I just had with my ex-wife (while she was assisting in improving my online dating profile. Yes, we have an awesome relationship like that):

 

(12:11:31 PM) SooperSexyNinja: At least you can look forward to some Jess this weekend. That should help your attitude.

(12:12:02 PM) angrykiddjoe: If she doesn't bail on me like 90% of the time when we plan to hang out.

(12:12:06 PM) SooperSexyNinja: OMG... there are a lot of fat, desperate girls on this site. This is awesome.

(12:12:41 PM) SooperSexyNinja: Ooooh... the mexican plays hard to get because she's pretty. She'll only be able to get away with that for so long.

(12:13:33 PM) angrykiddjoe: I should just kidnap her if she does it again.

(12:14:11 PM) SooperSexyNinja: Maybe she'd like that. She looks like the type.

(12:14:45 PM) angrykiddjoe: She screams "My race is used to riding in trunks and windowless vans!" ?

(12:15:52 PM) SooperSexyNinja: Bwaaahahahaha!

Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone.

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Tweet made me laugh. No trolling intended.

 

 

danielearwicker "Despite its socialist origins, the Syrian regime is plagued by corruption" What rotten luck.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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This actually happened to me yesterday:

 

I had an open bowl of garlic slices out on a table. I was making some food and I needed to go pick some extra stuff up at the market. So, while I'm gone my cat jumped up on the counter and hid every piece of garlic around the house so now it smells like I'm warding against vampires. I've found most of them but I have no idea what the cat was thinking. :)

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This actually happened to me yesterday:

 

I had an open bowl of garlic slices out on a table. I was making some food and I needed to go pick some extra stuff up at the market. So, while I'm gone my cat jumped up on the counter and hid every piece of garlic around the house so now it smells like I'm warding against vampires. I've found most of them but I have no idea what the cat was thinking. :)

 

Cats are tiny tiny satans. You and Raithe need to have a young priest and an old priest throw your cats out.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I'm holding a cat. Kirottu is the one who's actually a cat.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Then you're both evil bastards.

 

*Nods, sadly but emphatically*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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This has to be the only fashion photo I've ever seen that cost me d2 SAN:

 

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/galleries/T...-a-wedding.html

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Not particularly funny - but I find it quite thought provoking.

 

I can't quite formulate this clearly so bear with me - I can't undo my world view and try as I might, I see the "old world", even though it's reversed and I should focus on the new landmasses as the important features.

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Fortune favors the bald.

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Obama and Hillary

 

:rolleyes::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS

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Do want. :unsure:

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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