Rosbjerg Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 I want to start with an apology - this is really bad humour, I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Shepard interrupts a court hearing. mostly because it reminded me of this rather disturbing . Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) http://9gag.com/gag/49991/ Edited November 18, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 1- Go to http://maps.google.com/ 2- Click on Get Directions 3- Write Japan in the point of origin 4- Write China in the destination 5- Go to point 43 in the route 6- Proceed to ROFL "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 5- Go to point 43 in the route Rofl indeed. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 That zany guy is at it again: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101119/ap_on_...sconi_s_touchup "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/...-Black-Ops-Kill Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 (edited) Sorry ladies. http://9gag.com/gag/52571/ http://9gag.com/gag/52715/ Edited November 26, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 To add an element of historical trivia to the thread.. : May, 1618 The defenestration of Prague During religious difficulties, Protestant protesters threw the regent and his secretary from the castle. They fell 30 meters, landed in manure and survived. The catholics claimed it was God's mercy. The protestants just said 'horse****'. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 29, 2010 Author Share Posted November 29, 2010 John Stewart exposes Glenn Beck.. This is gold. (part 1 in case it's a little too in medias res) Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12...ding-nazi-army/ You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12...ding-nazi-army/ I genuinely don't get the fuss over the TSA. FWhile I'm not exactly proud of my body, I don't mind showing it if I have to in order to stop it being blown into tiny tiny bits. Tiny tiny chunks are an even worse look for me than naked. Edited December 6, 2010 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12...ding-nazi-army/ I genuinely don't get the fuss over the TSA. FWhile I'm not exactly proud of my body, I don't mind showing it if I have to in order to stop it being blown into tiny tiny bits. Tiny tiny chunks are an even worse look for me than naked. The problem is that most people who are not in the business of selling those new machines and/or fearmongering for profit/re-election consider this latest step to be totally ineffective (as long as your anal cavity is not inspected, you can smuggle things on board). I'd rather die than lose my dignity, but it's probably too late for that. And I have a deathwish, anyway. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12...ding-nazi-army/ I genuinely don't get the fuss over the TSA. FWhile I'm not exactly proud of my body, I don't mind showing it if I have to in order to stop it being blown into tiny tiny bits. Tiny tiny chunks are an even worse look for me than naked. The problem is that most people who are not in the business of selling those new machines and/or fearmongering for profit/re-election consider this latest step to be totally ineffective (as long as your anal cavity is not inspected, you can smuggle things on board). I'd rather die than lose my dignity, but it's probably too late for that. And I have a deathwish, anyway. Genuinely no offence, Nep. But your dignity begins and ends where you say it does. Unlike your spleen. Edited December 6, 2010 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12...ding-nazi-army/ I genuinely don't get the fuss over the TSA. FWhile I'm not exactly proud of my body, I don't mind showing it if I have to in order to stop it being blown into tiny tiny bits. Tiny tiny chunks are an even worse look for me than naked. The problem is that most people who are not in the business of selling those new machines and/or fearmongering for profit/re-election consider this latest step to be totally ineffective (as long as your anal cavity is not inspected, you can smuggle things on board). I'd rather die than lose my dignity, but it's probably too late for that. And I have a deathwish, anyway. Genuinely no offence, Nep. But your dignity begins and ends where you say it does. Unlike your spleen. And if he says his dignity ends with people taking pictures of his junk, I'm not sure I see a contest. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Genuinely no offence, Nep. But your dignity begins and ends where you say it does. Unlike your spleen. None taken - I agree on that part, but my first point stands. It's an unnecessary invasion of privacy that serves to no practical purpose. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Genuinely no offence, Nep. But your dignity begins and ends where you say it does. Unlike your spleen. None taken - I agree on that part, but my first point stands. It's an unnecessary invasion of privacy that serves to no practical purpose. It makes the lives of those who enjoy being groped a little better. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Genuinely no offence, Nep. But your dignity begins and ends where you say it does. Unlike your spleen. None taken - I agree on that part, but my first point stands. It's an unnecessary invasion of privacy that serves to no practical purpose. It makes the lives of those who enjoy being groped a little better. Hells yeah. It's about time things went our way! "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I don't know, I just happen to find rolling ducks funny. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Genuinely no offence, Nep. But your dignity begins and ends where you say it does. Unlike your spleen. None taken - I agree on that part, but my first point stands. It's an unnecessary invasion of privacy that serves to no practical purpose. It makes the lives of those who enjoy being groped a little better. Hells yeah. It's about time things went our way! ROFL "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 These are seriously some of the funniest typos/autocorrections I've seen.. link (try seeing some of the other pages too) Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Just to show how ..bizarely uninformed people can be on general knowledge a series of questions and answers from various daytime quiz shows Quiz Show Presenter : In which European country is Mount Etna?Contestant: Japan Quiz Show Presenter : I did say which Euopean country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. Contestant: Er.. Mexico? Quiz Show Presenter : What religion was Guy Fawkes? Contestant: Jewish Quiz Show Presenter : Well, thats close enough. Quiz Show Presenter : Who wrote Lord of the Rings? Contestant: Enid Blyton Quiz Show Presenter : In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637? Contestant : Sydney Quiz Show Presenter : How many kings of England have been called Henry? Contestant : Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth... so um.. er...er.. three? Quiz Show Presenter : Where did the D-Day landings take place? Contestant : Pearl Harbor? Quiz Show Presenter : What is another name for "Cherrypickers" and "Cheesemongers"? Contestant : Homosexuals Quiz Show Presenter : No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. (University Challenge, and it was Paxman's exceptionally dry delivery of that last line that was utterly masterful) Quiz Show Presenter : Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court. Contestant : Lepers Quiz Show Presenter : Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant : Geography really isn't my strong point. Quiz Show Presenter : There's a clue in the title... Contestant : Oh.. Liecester Quiz Show Presenter : Name the long-running tv comedy show about pensioners : "Last of the ...."? Contestant : Mohicans! Quiz Show Presenter : Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival each year? Contestant : I don't know. I need a clue. Quiz Show Presenter : Ok, What do beans come in? Contestant : Cartons? Quiz Show Presenter : What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant : Goosey, goosey? DJ Quiz Show Presenter : For "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 These are seriously some of the funniest typos/autocorrections I've seen.. link (try seeing some of the other pages too) I'm laughing so hard I've started crying...oh gotta take a break from that. *whew* I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) These are seriously some of the funniest typos/autocorrections I've seen.. link (try seeing some of the other pages too) I'm laughing so hard I've started crying...oh gotta take a break from that. *whew* Good recommend. I'm also crying with laughter. Mmmm.. chicken flatulence. EDIT: 3 pages later and I've hurt both my stomach and spine laughing. Must stop reading... Edited December 10, 2010 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 These are seriously some of the funniest typos/autocorrections I've seen.. link (try seeing some of the other pages too) I'm laughing so hard I've started crying...oh gotta take a break from that. *whew* Good recommend. I'm also crying with laughter. Mmmm.. chicken flatulence. The typos makes me laugh but at the same time the endless OMGWTFLOL crap makes me cry. Add the damn flu I have to that, I feel rather weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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