Jackalmonkey Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 *Writhes in delicious agony as his most tender bits (nose, eyebrows, spinal fluid) are basted in spicy mayonnaise. "Strike three for Jesus!" he screams, in the throes of senseless ecstasy.* A dull boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Okay, are we even talking about sex? My God, this place is turning into Missy's. AHHHHH RUN! :ph34r: :D Curses! Our secret plan has been revealed! To the PenguinCave, Jack! I am following my fish. A temporary home for stranded ML'ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howling1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Okay, are we even talking about sex? My God, this place is turning into Missy's. AHHHHH RUN! :ph34r: :D Hold Philistine !!! Mockest Thou Not Loozy-Annie's Greatest Gift To Western Civilization !!! TOBASCO SAUCE !!! "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 *Writhes in delicious agony as his most tender bits (nose, eyebrows, spinal fluid) are basted in spicy mayonnaise. "Strike three for Jesus!" he screams, in the throes of senseless ecstasy.* yes/yes/yes/ this/is/correct hey/wtf/spies? I am following my fish. A temporary home for stranded ML'ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Oh my goodness. I'm cryin' here. Best thread evar. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaesun Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 *HUGS* Missy!! OMG I can't wait to see you all again! <3 <3 <3 Some of my Youtube Classic Roland MT-32 Video Game Music videos | My Music | My Photography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howling1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 (Aurora @ Apr 20 2004, 08:47 PM ) yes/yes/yes/ this/is/correct hey/wtf/spies? Quit complaining! You'll get your 10% of the take when I'm through selling tickets... "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalmonkey Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Curses! Our secret plan has been revealed! To the PenguinCave, Jack! "PenguinCave" is the kinkiest double entendre I've heard all year, sweetie, but it remains that I've been there for at least the last half hour. I suppose it's telling that you haven't even noticed yet, but then I'm shameless that way. Somebody pass the mayo, please. A dull boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howling1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Hmmmm, Methinks we embarrassed little Aurie... "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 All's I know is that I used to think Aurora was a good girl. I never had any such false notions about Howling or Jackal. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howling1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Evil Old Dwarf Bows To The Applause Of His Cheering Fans... "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howling1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 All's I know is that I used to think Aurora was a good girl. In Aurie's case, It was sugar withdrawl after all those years of pigging out on Poprocks... "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalmonkey Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 All's I know is that I used to think Aurora was a good girl. I never had any such false notions about Howling or Jackal. Oi! She corrupted me! I was just another blushing violet until I met Aurie. At that minute, I bloomed into looming rosy wretchedness and my shy schoolboy demeanor was chucked into some lonely ditch off've a Nevada turnpike. She was all cigarettes and teddy bear stuffing and rough scabby edges, wearing a tattered bridal dress she'd torn off've the last person she'd killed. Self-defense, she said, and I believed her. Still do. She smelled like Listerine but there was something in her eyes that just seemed to say, "I am a member of the female sex who actually acknowledges your existence." From that moment, I was hers. Nowadays, we Harley-hurtle down the highway at a crooked 90 mph, me huddled against her back like some raggedy gutterslut, all melting mascara and torn stockings, and she's tall in the saddle and spits bugs when she talks. Oh sure, now and again I have to do terrible terrible things for gas money at whatever truck stop we're holed up in, but it's all for her, gosh damn it. You people have no respect for Romance. A dull boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 If that's romance, give me dirty sex any day. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueTrance Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Wah, so this is where you've all been while Missy's has been down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synaesthesia Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Why is no one chatting in #mistresslair, except Onkel and I? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onkel Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Why is no one chatting in #mistresslair, except Onkel and I? Huh? Because they all suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synaesthesia Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Why is no one chatting in #mistresslair, except Onkel and I? Huh? Because they all suck. YEAH! We don't need them to have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Its been too long since Ive read a Jackalmonkey post. Damn thats good stuff. Can we say damn here? EDIT: SP "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Can we say damn here? What are you, like, 80? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deganawida Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Man, I miss the Lair. Can't wait 'til it's back up and running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calliope Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 *HUGS* Missy!! OMG I can't wait to see you all again! <3 <3 <3 Omg, I can see j00 now! Mistress' Lair Boldly Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowtrain Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Ehhh, seeing jm post on a dweeby corporate board like this is bizarre. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 *shudder* taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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