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Sweden is the cleanest country in the world*!

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Top four:

 

1 Iceland 93.5

2 Switzerland 89.1

3 Costa Rica 86.4

4 Sweden 86.0

 

Source: http://www.epi.yale.edu/Countries

 

As we all know, Iceland has dirty, dirty volcanoes so they don't count, Switzerland smells like cheese and Costa Rica isn't even a country, so.. Sweden wins!

 

Yes, our socialist, tree-hugging little country keeps placing highly. This must piss off the right wing nuts to no end. I love it.

 

Oh, and I usually call the Finns dirty (12:th), but I'm gonna change that to dirty Danes (32:nd, wtf!) from now on.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

Dirty foreigners. We are number one, everyone else is number two or lower.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

You have the cleanest country because there's nothing else to do in Sweden besides clean.

 

EDIT: and eat revolting licorice.

Edited by Walsingham

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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The lakes area contains some of the most pristine wilderness you can find in northern Europe. I'd want to take care of it as well if it hadn't been ruined already (like in Denmark)

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

Being clean, pretty much equivalent to being Swedish.

 

Wait...

"Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

The lakes area contains some of the most pristine wilderness you can find in northern Europe. I'd want to take care of it as well if it hadn't been ruined already (like in Denmark)

 

 

The Lake area? Thats like saying "the sandy parts of sahara".

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Sweden would be a great place, a paradise on earth, the utopia, Shangri La, the closest to Eden. If it weren't for the Swedish :down:

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Lies. We are superior to all neighbouring peoples. Tall, humble, handsome and we dont speak funny.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Volcanoes don't count, so Iceland is still the cleanest. Sorry, Sweden, you'll have to do with being #4. :3

Edited by Vilhelm

Volcanoes totally counts. Spewing forth a poisonous cloud of ash and chemicals large enough to cover an entire continent does not qualify anywhere near clean. Its like having a cow in your kitchen and insist it isnt unhygienic because cow poop is a naturally occuring phenomena.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Volcanoes totally counts. Spewing forth a poisonous cloud of ash and chemicals large enough to cover an entire continent does not qualify anywhere near clean. Its like having a cow in your kitchen and insist it isnt unhygienic because cow poop is a naturally occuring phenomena.

 

You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not.

I'm surprised that NZ is dirtier than the UK. Gotta show this to my kiwi friends.

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You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not.

Lies! Sweden used to be full of volcanoes, but we plugged them up. To make Sweden cleaner. True story.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not.

Lies! Sweden used to be full of volcanoes, but we plugged them up. To make Sweden cleaner. True story.

 

Yeah, 60 million years ago. I see your bragging rights flying away. :)

^ Dunno, but by the tone of this thread I suspect they are the smuggest. :)

Edited by Monte Carlo

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Sweden may be the cleanest country, but are the Swedes the cleanest?

Yes. In fact, Sweden is so clean, all you have to do is go out and fall down. When you get up again, you're actually cleaner! True story.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

Sweden may be the cleanest country, but are the Swedes the cleanest?

Yes. In fact, Sweden is so clean, all you have to do is go out and fall down. When you get up again, you're actually cleaner! True story.

 

For some reason I find that notion completely hilarious. Tourists would come in, and keep 'accidentally' falling down, only to provoke weary and angry Swedes to unfold brooms and other more advanced cleaning utensils from their pockets and set about disposing of the mess left by the irksome foreigners.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

You can get the cow out of the kitchen whereas you cannot get the volcano out of the country. It's just there, whether you like it or not.

Lies! Sweden used to be full of volcanoes, but we plugged them up. To make Sweden cleaner. True story.

 

Yeah, 60 million years ago. I see your bragging rights flying away. :p

 

 

It's called being proactive. And maybe you guys should have tried some of that, and we wouldnt be in this mess right now.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Did you hear about the Swede who loved his wife so much he told her so?

"Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan

Can we please not try taunting anyone into becoming volcanically active?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Can we please not try taunting anyone into becoming volcanically active?

They're Swedes, what are they going to do? Be neutral and clean us to death :sorcerer:

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Can we please not try taunting anyone into becoming volcanically active?

They're Swedes, what are they going to do? Be neutral and clean us to death -_-

 

VOLCANICALLY ACTIVE

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Lies. We are superior to all neighbouring peoples. Tall, humble, handsome and we dont speak funny.

 

I think there was totally unpartial, scientific, international research done to who speaks funny between our dear neighbours and us... Oh, yes. Found it:

 

Test sentence: "Island, island, grassy island; grassy island

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