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Come now. Maybe that's just a Japanese father who bought a few pillows for his daughters' birthday?

No, they pretty much labeled those as "pervert" pillows. The same way that they have those "pervert" dolls, frankly if he was buying them for his daughters it would be creepy x2; since it's Japan. :lol:

 

PS: exchange all the instances of pervert with Japanese and you will get my meaning.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Perhaps its just the displaced ancestral memory of having to sleep on wooden pillows, and live in a paper house. I'd get pretty fething crazy if I had to do that for 20 lifetimes.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Actually, those are pretty awesome. The paper houses are much more comfortable to live in than blocks of concrete, because it's cool during the summer and built-in central heating from the ground up means it's warmer than anything in the winter. Not so sure about wooden pillows myself, that's before my time.

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Is the world really this sad?

Yes

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Posted
Is the world really this sad?

Yes

No. Like all new services, they probably ran into some bugs and had to shut down for the time being. They probably just opened the service a bit too soon.

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Well, it says "The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than 10,000 inquiries in five minutes)."

 

So unless they're lying, I still think the world is that sad.

Posted

Couldn't an attack also create an issue (which could translate as multiple inquiries)?

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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Well, it says "The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than 10,000 inquiries in five minutes)."

 

So unless they're lying, I still think the world is that sad.

What would you rather type: "We're down because of incredible demand" or "We're down because our coders suck"?

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Man, every gamer chick I know is butt ugly. And in these parts pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Conclusion: I gotta change my hobby.

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Well, it says "The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than 10,000 inquiries in five minutes)."

 

So unless they're lying, I still think the world is that sad.

 

Bear in mind that they didn't state and cannot know the reason for the response. Perhaps some people came to the site to assess it for discussions like this one, others might even go there to laugh at it. The percentage of genuine 'customers' may be difficult to tell.

 

As to my opinion of this 'service', I find it above all... weird. I can understand that people can be lonely, but I don't really see how this would help them overcome their loneliness. Sure, they might have no girlfriend and no friends, but surely they can still talk to somebody for free - either offline or online.

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But seriously guys, I'm screwing a gamer chick. It's awesome.

 

What, while typing? :x:)

 

Being, erm, girlfriend-free, erm, I guess I fit the stereotype of a gamer more closely than you. Still, I have difficulty seeing how people could want that 'service'.

Posted (edited)

Paying to play with girls? I've played video games with girls before but I wouldn't pay them to. I honestly decided to be a very strict loner gamer since whipping their ass in Guitar Hero is a one way ticket for getting kicked in the shins as hard as you could believe or getting your carcass shoved in a trash can, but just my experience.

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But seriously guys, I'm screwing a gamer chick.

 

Does she know?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Posted (edited)
Du... Du Hast... Du Hast Meich

German language fail.

Edited by virumor

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Posted
But seriously guys, I'm screwing a gamer chick. It's awesome. Give me high fives.

 

Everyone leaves you hanging, but here: *high five*

 

I have my own video game playing ladyfriend that I do, so yay for us.

Posted

Sometimes I have sex with girls just so they'll leave me alone so I can play computer games :shifty:

 

 

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"First you must spank us, then its the oral sex.. and THEN you can go play MW2 with your friends, Kaftan."

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