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I suck. You rule.

 

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I'm not sure if this qualifies, but I waas in teh pub, and this scrawny **** started trying to start a fight with some inoffensive randoms and the thought which went through my head was 'Man, I hate violent people. If only I had my gun, I could shoot him.'

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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That really shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Brit soldier and Iraqi insurgent fight it out

Friday, 26 March 2010

 

[u.S. Marines (AP)] A U.S. army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious on the left-hand side of the road.

 

On the right-hand side was a British soldier in a similar, but less serious state. The Brit was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the American platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened.

 

The soldier reported:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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A+ as well. >_<

I took this job because I thought you were just a legend. Just a story. A story to scare little kids. But you're the real deal. The demon who dares to challenge God.

So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place. Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me?

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

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The anime To Aru Majutsu.

 

College in this town is learning how to use a superpower as standard curriculum, and the main characters super power IS...

 

bad luck/negation, His super power literally is that he touches something and any form of magic, highly advanced science, whatever just looses it's power, also it affects him in that any possible good luck he might have put on him is negated itself.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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bad luck/negation, His super power literally is that he touches something and any form of magic, highly advanced science, whatever just looses it's power,

 

Worst/most original excuse for failed performance ever.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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bad luck/negation, His super power literally is that he touches something and any form of magic, highly advanced science, whatever just looses it's power,

 

Worst/most original excuse for failed performance ever.

Haha, nice one Wals. :o
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