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Does one come with the ability to roll dice?

 

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"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

This is so freaky! How it is possible this wasn

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You could have a sixth personality; Sarcastic Sarah, who continuously points out your flaws and mocks your shortcommings.

 

 

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"So not only did you buy me because real women thinks you're creepy,

but your dead-end job pays so little that you had to save up for two years

before you could afford it? What? No, I dont think you're a loser at all..."

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

"So not only did you buy me because real women thinks you're creepy,

but your dead-end job pays so little that you had to save up for two years

before you could afford it? What? No, I dont think you're a loser at all..."

 

 

:lol:

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

"So not only did you buy me because real women thinks you're creepy,

but your dead-end job pays so little that you had to save up for two years

before you could afford it? What? No, I dont think you're a loser at all..."

 

 

:lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I'll apply for beta testing.

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Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life

Do they 'test' them in the store before shipping them out? :lol:

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sleep While They Are Being Inappropriately Fondled?

realdolldotcom (NSFW)

 

Welcome to 14 years ago.

Here's the real kicker:

 

Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

 

"I had a friend who passed away in 9/11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion."

Here's the real kicker:

 

Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

 

"I had a friend who passed away in 9/11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion."

Hines?

 

The Beth haters are going to have a field day. :lol:

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

So it started as an experiment in recreating the consciousness of the dead and somewhere along the line the developer developed a boner ?

 

Mui bizarre

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Every time it happens to me I just have to sigh and take care of the problem. It really gets in the way of the shoveling.

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

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