"That a hose in your hands or are you happy to see me?"

 

So...what game is this?

So...what game is this?

 

Looks like Cursed Mountain on the Wii.

So...what game is this?

 

Looks like Cursed Mountain on the Wii.

Except it's also for PC.

 

Some more wanking...

 

Pretty cool game though.

So...what game is this?

 

Looks like Cursed Mountain on the Wii.

Except it's also for PC.

 

I was wondering how you were getting such big screenshots. When did the PC version come out?

I was wondering how you were getting such big screenshots. When did the PC version come out?

Just a week ago. But it seems only for German-speaking countries. For now.

 

Either way, it' very slow, so you need to be patient. If you are patient, you'll be rewarded with an incredibly atmospheric and rather unique adventure.

Been playing a bit of Fallout 3 lately.

 

Imagine Fallout 3 with Call of Duty MW weapons and ballistic mechanics! Sniping would be absolutely amazing.. I always found it extremely lacking in FO3..

Sniping became more fun once you have the gauss rifle.

Imagine Fallout 3 with Call of Duty MW weapons and ballistic mechanics! Sniping would be absolutely amazing.. I always found it extremely lacking in FO3..

Like F3 isn't shooter enough already...

Edited February 10, 201015 yr by Morgoth

F3 fails as a shooter

F3 fails as a fallout.

Pretty.

 

 

WTF?

 

 

And on top... (don't ask how I got there)

 

 

All your artifacts are belong to us.

 

Edited February 14, 201015 yr by RPGmasterBoo

I'm pretty sure we need to make as many bad puns as we can about why you are holding a screw in your hand. I'll start:

 

"Boo prepared to bolt at the first sign of trouble"

 

"The new Stalker game has really ratcheted up the intensity"

I'm pretty sure we need to make as many bad puns as we can about why you are holding a screw in your hand. I'll start:

 

"Boo prepared to bolt at the first sign of trouble"

 

"The new Stalker game has really ratcheted up the intensity"

Too much exposure to anormalities causes you to end up with a few loose screws you know

I'm pretty sure we need to make as many bad puns as we can about why you are holding a screw in your hand. I'll start:

 

"Boo prepared to bolt at the first sign of trouble"

 

"The new Stalker game has really ratcheted up the intensity"

Get out of here, Stalker!

Really Purkake? That's it? You are officially out of the pun club. Pack your mad libs and get out.

"Boo prepared to bolt at the first sign of trouble"

Too much exposure to anormalities causes you to end up with a few loose screws you know

Really Purkake? That's it? You are officially out of the pun club. Pack your mad libs and get out.

Thanks to NeoGAF, I've had enough bad puns for a lifetime.

Watcha lookin at fool?

 

 

Edwin: Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you.

 

 

*

Edwin: I do not understand this... 'mouse magic' that makes me do thine bidding.

 

Btw the arena battles were cakewalk. Poor dwarf fighters, so susceptible to Petrify and Stonefist.

Edited February 16, 201015 yr by RPGmasterBoo

The guy who designed this has issues.

 

It's a real thing, thank you very much.

 

 

And there's a much more awesome one in Borderlands:

 

Edited February 16, 201015 yr by Purkake

I know. I meant the designer of the machine, not the modeler.

 

It makes my hair stand on end.

 

The one in Borderlands is too cartoony. You can get tetanus just from looking at the Stalker one.

Edited February 16, 201015 yr by RPGmasterBoo