kirottu Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Honestly, I think Yahtzee's wittier than a bloodhound, but the song at the end of the review wasn't that bad (though it did remind me of Schoolhouse Rock). Uh huh... She's hot 2 IMHO! Yeah, nothing like a chick holding a syringe to get my juices flowing. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Oner Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Yeah, nothing like a chick holding a syringe to get my juices flowing.Aren't you supposed to be a furry? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 ... what song at the end? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Oner Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 ... what song at the end? This one. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
deganawida Posted July 1, 2010 Posted July 1, 2010 I mean, don't get me wrong: At least 20% of the lyrics make no sense and are only put in there because they rhyme and fit the beat. Still, I was expecting much, much worse. She has a decent voice, and, as I said earlier, it reminds me of Schoolhouse Rock.
Blarghagh Posted July 5, 2010 Posted July 5, 2010 Has anybody read his book, Mogworld? Is it any good? It doesn't seem to be available to me here in the Netherlands because I don't have a credit card.
Oner Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 No More Heroes 2 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 Like Dimitri, I forget, I forget again. Pretty funny, but East-European villages are more likely to emulate NES on their DOS-capable 486s than actually have NESs.
Oner Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 Super Mario Galaxy 2 Eh, I was hoping for Singularity. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 some really good stuff this time. This constitutional monarchy thing has potential for an epic deconstructive parody of the series, if Nintendo ever licenses out the franchise and someone actually manages to do it in the grim darkness of the far future... Also some nice comments about the "whaa, we want a sequel" crowd that seems to be infesting these parts as well recently.
Calax Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 wow, no "cake is a lie" comment? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Calax Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 2007 is long gone, son. Doesn't stop people using it Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Purkake Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 Not in 2010, I hope or maybe I just hang with the more progressive crowd.
Oner Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Singularity Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Nice reference to the Human Centipede He did backpedal a little, saying that Bioshock's combat was unforgiving and you needed all the powers. In the original Bioshock review he said that you could do just as well with the wrench and the lightning power with the others being useless gimmicks...
Oner Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 The leadheads killed me easily when I tried that, so no. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 (edited) Rewatching the Bioshock review, he just said it was very easy compared to System Shock 2. I guess I just mentally added things to it :/ Edited July 21, 2010 by Purkake
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 ...he just said it was very easy compared to System Shock 2. That doesn't really mean anything, considering SS2's difficulty. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Purkake Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Yes, disregard my comment and pile on Raven for making mediocre Shooters when they should be making cool stuff like Heretic(making superior spin-offs of successful games) or the next Jedi Knight
Oner Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 Uh, they're making old school FPSes. Good ones. As always (they just weren't old school back then). Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted July 21, 2010 Posted July 21, 2010 I liked Wolfenstein, but Singularity doesn't really excite me in the least. At least they're still around.
Azure79 Posted July 24, 2010 Posted July 24, 2010 I really want another Jedi Knight game. Force Unleashed was disappointing.
Oner Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Crackdown 2 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
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