November 7, 200916 yr Although zombies were originally a symbol of rampant consumerism and modern capitalism, used to criticize these ideas (in Night of the Living Dead, they are a sort of "natural disaster" and the survivors fixate on a mall), they have become quite different. While some people prefer to use them as symbols of their bourgeois natures, they were originally meant as a criticism of this. A zombie is a unique look at man: what separates zombies from men? Well, zombies are "dumb." But how so? Zombies must be intelligent, in order to successful; they defeat the combined forces of mankind. They don't even use tools to do it! They must be masters of strategy and military tactics! They are also the idealized soviet man: preoccupied not with his own selfish desires, but with the needs of the community. A zombie will gladly sacrifice its life for its brethren, and zombies in general are more than willing to do so. Zombies serve an excellent thematic role and can be used to reinforce ideas on the nature of man. I definitely think Obsidian should consider adding them, if they haven't already. Edited November 8, 200916 yr by Fionavar
November 8, 200916 yr New LoF topic! I don't post if I don't have anything to say, which I guess makes me better than the rest of your so-called "community."
November 8, 200916 yr http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/alphap...ag=topics;title You're not the same guy, are you, LoF?
November 8, 200916 yr Author http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/alphap...ag=topics;title You're not the same guy, are you, LoF? Every poster is my alt. The sooner you understand this, the better.
November 8, 200916 yr Yeah of course, AP is a Dead Rising series spin-off. MUST HAVE. Edited November 8, 200916 yr by Perseus Veil
November 9, 200916 yr Not for that time... This will be happen for AP2: "Undeads and Espions" ^^ Dark Goddess of the Obsidian Order.
November 9, 200916 yr Not for that time... This will be happen for AP2: "Undeads and Espions" ^^ Right. Those damn espions.
November 9, 200916 yr Intelligent zombies? I knew that would happen sometime by eating all those braiiiiiins! Rain makes everything better.
November 10, 200916 yr There will be no zombies. But it's been confirmed that there will be apes, kittens and crates, including all possible combinations of these three. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
November 10, 200916 yr Whattya think about zombie apes? Damn that would be scary. Maybe as a final boss. A whole zoo filled with'em. OR you're in the Amazon basin or something.
November 10, 200916 yr I demand zombie crates. And barrels. 2 smoking ones. Also. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
November 10, 200916 yr although how zombiefied players will be after sitting for x hours straight playing the game... that could be another matter.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
November 10, 200916 yr zaombie the **** off edIT; stupid **** Edited November 10, 200916 yr by Krezack
November 10, 200916 yr This is of course the reason for the delay, there weren't enough zombies. After a lot of though the developers decided to replace all the capitalist factions with zombies, to make a statement on the consumerism that plagues America and how brainless it's population is. Of course all of the zombies will be fat. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
November 11, 200916 yr [in a self-righteous voice] : No zombies! I demand my money back ! How dare there not be zombies! I'm never buying any Obsidian products and I'll forbid any of my ancestors of doing the same ! Every game has zombies ! How can there not be any zombies. This is an outrage ! An outrageous , outrageous outrage! ARghhh!
November 11, 200916 yr Didn't you mean "descendants", Mr. Self-Righteous-Voice? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
November 13, 200916 yr No zombies? THIS WILL BE ALPHA PROTOCOL IN NAME ONLY!! Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
November 16, 200916 yr Seriously though. This game was all sweet-sweet-awesome-nice-great-sweet-sweet with all the new features, then I heard that somehow, those complete idiots didn't put zombies in the game! I'm starting a boycott! How can there not be zombies ! It is an outrage ! I'm never buying any Sega products until 2020! They mean nothing to me now! Nothing!!!! There are no zombies arghghgh !
December 8, 200916 yr Author No zombies, unfortunately. Come on, you've got a couple months to correct this oversight. Don't let it pass you by.
December 8, 200916 yr Actually, an Easter egg zombie locked away in some closet in the Russian embassy (or something) would be awesome. DO EET Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
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