lord of flies Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) Although zombies were originally a symbol of rampant consumerism and modern capitalism, used to criticize these ideas (in Night of the Living Dead, they are a sort of "natural disaster" and the survivors fixate on a mall), they have become quite different. While some people prefer to use them as symbols of their bourgeois natures, they were originally meant as a criticism of this. A zombie is a unique look at man: what separates zombies from men? Well, zombies are "dumb." But how so? Zombies must be intelligent, in order to successful; they defeat the combined forces of mankind. They don't even use tools to do it! They must be masters of strategy and military tactics! They are also the idealized soviet man: preoccupied not with his own selfish desires, but with the needs of the community. A zombie will gladly sacrifice its life for its brethren, and zombies in general are more than willing to do so. Zombies serve an excellent thematic role and can be used to reinforce ideas on the nature of man. I definitely think Obsidian should consider adding them, if they haven't already. Edited November 8, 2009 by Fionavar
Cycloneman Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 New LoF topic! I don't post if I don't have anything to say, which I guess makes me better than the rest of your so-called "community."
Sannom Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/alphap...ag=topics;title You're not the same guy, are you, LoF?
lord of flies Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/rpg/alphap...ag=topics;title You're not the same guy, are you, LoF? Every poster is my alt. The sooner you understand this, the better.
Perseus Veil Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) Yeah of course, AP is a Dead Rising series spin-off. MUST HAVE. Edited November 8, 2009 by Perseus Veil
Lostbrain Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Not for that time... This will be happen for AP2: "Undeads and Espions" ^^ Dark Goddess of the Obsidian Order.
Humodour Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Not for that time... This will be happen for AP2: "Undeads and Espions" ^^ Right. Those damn espions.
Morgoth Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Intelligent zombies? I knew that would happen sometime by eating all those braiiiiiins! Rain makes everything better.
kreese12 Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I thought zombies were confirmed back in September..? This is old news.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 There will be no zombies. But it's been confirmed that there will be apes, kittens and crates, including all possible combinations of these three. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
kreese12 Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 Whattya think about zombie apes? Damn that would be scary. Maybe as a final boss. A whole zoo filled with'em. OR you're in the Amazon basin or something.
Oner Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 I demand zombie crates. And barrels. 2 smoking ones. Also. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Matthew Rorie Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 No zombies, unfortunately. Matthew Rorie
Raithe Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 although how zombiefied players will be after sitting for x hours straight playing the game... that could be another matter.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Humodour Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 (edited) zaombie the **** off edIT; stupid **** Edited November 10, 2009 by Krezack
Orogun01 Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 This is of course the reason for the delay, there weren't enough zombies. After a lot of though the developers decided to replace all the capitalist factions with zombies, to make a statement on the consumerism that plagues America and how brainless it's population is. Of course all of the zombies will be fat. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
kreese12 Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 [in a self-righteous voice] : No zombies! I demand my money back ! How dare there not be zombies! I'm never buying any Obsidian products and I'll forbid any of my ancestors of doing the same ! Every game has zombies ! How can there not be any zombies. This is an outrage ! An outrageous , outrageous outrage! ARghhh!
Oner Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 Didn't you mean "descendants", Mr. Self-Righteous-Voice? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
kreese12 Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 Haha yes I did mean descendants, thank you.
mkreku Posted November 13, 2009 Posted November 13, 2009 No zombies? THIS WILL BE ALPHA PROTOCOL IN NAME ONLY!! Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
kreese12 Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 Seriously though. This game was all sweet-sweet-awesome-nice-great-sweet-sweet with all the new features, then I heard that somehow, those complete idiots didn't put zombies in the game! I'm starting a boycott! How can there not be zombies ! It is an outrage ! I'm never buying any Sega products until 2020! They mean nothing to me now! Nothing!!!! There are no zombies arghghgh !
lord of flies Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 No zombies, unfortunately. Come on, you've got a couple months to correct this oversight. Don't let it pass you by.
mkreku Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Actually, an Easter egg zombie locked away in some closet in the Russian embassy (or something) would be awesome. DO EET Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
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