Theseus Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 All i know is that if you do her, where a condom. She'll try to say shes on birth control and then BAM! your stuck with a parasite for the rest of your living hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Be careful Kaftan. I had the sense to break up with my last GF when she began having these conversations with me. I've been married once and I can't honestly say I'd reccomend the experience. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 All women are crazy, and all men are lust-induced-brain-freeze idiots. Nothing new. Next? “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.. They got that bioclock constantly ticking.. They got their periods, they got the time leading up to the period, the few days before the period.. voice change, walk change, mood change.. there is so much change building up and stepping down, that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. And in the end, so much work and trouble for nothing? Kinda makes sense, that they want children to get a moments rest in between the nausea and belly-kicking baby feet. Next time you meet her, you could just ask her what's the time on her bioclock.. she could be late for an appointment. (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Women are the most biological creatures of the human race. what "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Men are cyborgs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Caliban Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.. They got that bioclock constantly ticking.. They got their periods, they got the time leading up to the period, the few days before the period.. voice change, walk change, mood change.. there is so much change building up and stepping down, that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. And in the end, so much work and trouble for nothing? Kinda makes sense, that they want children to get a moments rest in between the nausea and belly-kicking baby feet. Next time you meet her, you could just ask her what's the time on her bioclock.. she could be late for an appointment. Men have erections. They have that period before their erection, the erection itself, and their naptime. There are so many changes building up and stepping down that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. I understand that some guys are very weirded out by the bleeds-for-five-days-and-lives thing, but I "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Men are cyborgs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Men are cyborgs. You were saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Men have erections. They have that period before their erection, the erection itself, and their naptime. I actually go no further than reading this, and got distracted by your avatar. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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