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The wonders and workings of the female psyche

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All i know is that if you do her, where a condom. She'll try to say shes on birth control and then BAM! your stuck with a parasite for the rest of your living hell.

Be careful Kaftan. I had the sense to break up with my last GF when she began having these conversations with me. I've been married once and I can't honestly say I'd reccomend the experience.

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

All women are crazy, and all men are lust-induced-brain-freeze idiots.

 

Nothing new. Next?

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.. They got that bioclock constantly ticking.. They got their periods, they got the time leading up to the period, the few days before the period.. voice change, walk change, mood change.. there is so much change building up and stepping down, that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. And in the end, so much work and trouble for nothing? Kinda makes sense, that they want children to get a moments rest in between the nausea and belly-kicking baby feet.

 

Next time you meet her, you could just ask her what's the time on her bioclock.. she could be late for an appointment.

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Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.

 

 

what

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Men are cyborgs.

Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.. They got that bioclock constantly ticking.. They got their periods, they got the time leading up to the period, the few days before the period.. voice change, walk change, mood change.. there is so much change building up and stepping down, that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. And in the end, so much work and trouble for nothing? Kinda makes sense, that they want children to get a moments rest in between the nausea and belly-kicking baby feet.

 

Next time you meet her, you could just ask her what's the time on her bioclock.. she could be late for an appointment.

 

o:)

 

Men have erections. They have that period before their erection, the erection itself, and their naptime. There are so many changes building up and stepping down that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it.

 

I understand that some guys are very weirded out by the bleeds-for-five-days-and-lives thing, but I

"When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.

Men are cyborgs.

 

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You were saying...

Men have erections. They have that period before their erection, the erection itself, and their naptime.

 

:lol: I actually go no further than reading this, and got distracted by your avatar. :lol:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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