The wonders and workings of the female psyche

[Theseus]

All i know is that if you do her, where a condom. She'll try to say shes on birth control and then BAM! your stuck with a parasite for the rest of your living hell.

[Guard Dog]

Be careful Kaftan. I had the sense to break up with my last GF when she began having these conversations with me. I've been married once and I can't honestly say I'd reccomend the experience.

[LadyCrimson]

All women are crazy, and all men are lust-induced-brain-freeze idiots.

 

Nothing new. Next?

[Janmanden]

Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.. They got that bioclock constantly ticking.. They got their periods, they got the time leading up to the period, the few days before the period.. voice change, walk change, mood change.. there is so much change building up and stepping down, that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. And in the end, so much work and trouble for nothing? Kinda makes sense, that they want children to get a moments rest in between the nausea and belly-kicking baby feet.

 

Next time you meet her, you could just ask her what's the time on her bioclock.. she could be late for an appointment.

[Pidesco]

Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.

 

 

what

[Hell Kitty]

Men are cyborgs.

[Maria Caliban]

Women are the most biological creatures of the human race.. They got that bioclock constantly ticking.. They got their periods, they got the time leading up to the period, the few days before the period.. voice change, walk change, mood change.. there is so much change building up and stepping down, that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it. And in the end, so much work and trouble for nothing? Kinda makes sense, that they want children to get a moments rest in between the nausea and belly-kicking baby feet.

 

Next time you meet her, you could just ask her what's the time on her bioclock.. she could be late for an appointment.

 

 

Men have erections. They have that period before their erection, the erection itself, and their naptime. There are so many changes building up and stepping down that they (and anyone else in proximity) are constantly reminded of the burden or joy or however they feel about it.

 

I understand that some guys are very weirded out by the bleeds-for-five-days-and-lives thing, but I

[Rostere]

Men are cyborgs.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

[Purkake]

Men are cyborgs.

 

 

You were saying...

[Walsingham]

Men have erections. They have that period before their erection, the erection itself, and their naptime.

 

I actually go no further than reading this, and got distracted by your avatar.