lord of flies Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 y/n, gotta know for my school project.
AlphaPro Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 seriously LoF, Are some of these topics you make actually going to have any affect on whether you buy the game? But, I seem to remember reading somewhere that Michael can take some form of drug, but It might have been for a different game. build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Humodour Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 y/n, gotta know for my school project. This is important to me too. I may not buy the game if you can't.
Pop Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 From the ESRB: Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality!
Anarchosyn Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Major loss of respect if Obsidian didn't include this. I mean, seriously, who has ever heard of a super spy NOT smoking weed? Bond was addicted to Marinol. Bourne kept a few grams of Moroccan black in a suppository throughout the first movie. Bauer.. well.. Bauer used a Benzedrine inhaler, that's true.. but Keifer certainly owns a few vaporizors, I imagine.
Warren Bills Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Major loss of respect if Obsidian didn't include this. I mean, seriously, who has ever heard of a super spy NOT smoking weed? Bond was addicted to Marinol. Bourne kept a few grams of Moroccan black in a suppository throughout the first movie. Bauer.. well.. Bauer used a Benzedrine inhaler, that's true.. but Keifer certainly owns a few vaporizors, I imagine. ive been lurking for several hours but i had to register just to LMAO @ this thread.. but mainly this post.. funniest thing ive read all summer. .. you guys are great
Anarchosyn Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 (edited) Major loss of respect if Obsidian didn't include this. I mean, seriously, who has ever heard of a super spy NOT smoking weed? Bond was addicted to Marinol. Bourne kept a few grams of Moroccan black in a suppository throughout the first movie. Bauer.. well.. Bauer used a Benzedrine inhaler, that's true.. but Keifer certainly owns a few vaporizors, I imagine. ive been lurking for several hours but i had to register just to LMAO @ this thread.. but mainly this post.. funniest thing ive read all summer. .. you guys are great Welcome aboard, Cap! ... umm... . ... ..... You wanna hit this? *eDit: 23 posts! Hail Eris! ...*cough*.. I'm better now. Edited September 8, 2009 by Anarchosyn
Humodour Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Weed is annoyingly hard to get hold of at my new university.
Mojito Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 But seriously, does he smoke at all? You have to smoke if you want to be a spy.
Cl_Flushentityhero Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Then one of MT's love interests yells "HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!" when the police show up.
DocDoom Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 The funny thing is I'm not sure if the OP is trying to be serious or joking.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I think we've all agreed Lord of Flies isn't a serious account and probably an alt. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
gamerguy845 Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I'm surprised LoF hasn't been banned yet, oh well
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 He's hilarious, that's why he's allowed to stay. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
lord of flies Posted September 9, 2009 Author Posted September 9, 2009 I'm surprised LoF hasn't been banned yet, oh wellWoo, random sniping of a benign poster. Cool.
Humodour Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 I'm surprised LoF hasn't been banned yet, oh well I'm surprised there's no weed in this game. Well, that's one customer they've lost.
kreese12 Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 Come on. Weed smoking terrorists ! That is just way too unthreatening guys. But a speed snorting terrorist! Now that could have potential. Let's try to stay reasonable here.
Oner Posted July 6, 2010 Posted July 6, 2010 Nope. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
lord of flies Posted July 6, 2010 Author Posted July 6, 2010 Nope.Alright, that's it. I'm not buying this terrible game for "straight edge" wusses.
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