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Ok, let's not get carried away until we have studied the case in detail. A closer look at the picture reveals that Obama is in fact looking at a white sneaker in the lower left corner of the photo.

 

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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LOL "back and to the left"

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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I say he should be promoted to First President King of the world. Because he seems to have his priorities straight.

 

 

 

Edit: Actually, scratch that, Sarkozy is the awesome one.

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Obama seems to be pleasantly surprised by that butt. Sarkozy has already made his mind about the very same butt.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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"The girl is 16-year old Mayora Tavares, Brazil's youngest politician."

 

So, he is an old pervert to boot? Nah, j/k. Nothing wrong with looking.

 

As for video, it's claled being smooth. Everyone knows he was looking at the butt. The thing is to be sneaky about it, and not be obvious. <>

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SNL should do a skit on this 'incident' and base it on:

 

Just replace Kramer with Obama and the State of New York with The United States/The World. :lol:

 

"No no, I think theres been a mistake... I wasn't looking"

"What's your name again?"

"Barack Obama."

"Barack Obama, you ARE the assman!"

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What does her face look like?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Did no one see the video I linked to?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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I say he should be promoted to First President King of the world. Because he seems to have his priorities straight.

This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.

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From left to right:

 

- "That is a quite marvellous display of assetts that you have for us, my lady"

 

- "Mmmm-mmm, look at that FINE ass! Hey Nic, are you thinking what i am thinking?"

 

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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