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Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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Surely basic logic dictates that you ought to know where they are and where they are going and how fast? This you can predict using the psychology.

 

The article also mixes in some real psychological information about people.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

a lot of students would qualify for Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome

Zombie word association:

 

"Cherry"

 

"Mwooaaahhh..."

 

"Sofa"

 

"Mwooaahhh...."

 

"Comfort"

 

"Mwoooahhh!"

 

"Hamburger"

 

"MWARGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

 

*looks at clipboard* "Well, you're absolutely fine for a zombie of your age and level of decomposition, that'll be five hundred pounds please."

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Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.

 

 

A numbers man...have you ever been mistaken for a man?

 

 

:D

No. Have you

 

 

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Wals makes too many zombie related threads for my liking, would put money on him actually being a zombie that has been sent to spy on us. Only logical way to explain it.

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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Wals makes too many zombie related threads for my liking, would put money on him actually being a zombie that has been sent to spy on us. Only logical way to explain it.

 

There used to be a zombie readiness thread which I stickied when I was a mod. Clearly the duty of care seems to have been contracted since I resigned.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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One day, the flying zombies will come and get us (while moaning the Valkyrie). And only the pirates and ninjas will be able to stop them, but only if they put aside their differences...!

 

Pirates lose to the Royal Navy, as we already know. I don't know what would happen with ninjas. I can, however, see that the stealthy precision attacks of a ninja would be ideal in decapitating the Horde. I just think a combine harvester would be more efficient.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Wals makes too many zombie related threads for my liking, would put money on him actually being a zombie that has been sent to spy on us. Only logical way to explain it.
He was probably part of some government black project gone bad... scarred for life.

 

For life.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

I have a nagging feeling that a 'your mum' joke would go down quite spiffingly here, though I'm not quite sure why.

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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