So list all your manly deficiencies here.

 

I am somewhat of a slob and can function perfectly with clothes on the floor, dishes piled up, unmade bed etc. This does not sit well with the women in my life.

 

I prefer not to talk unless I really want to say something, and sometimes answer questions with a grunt, head nod or shake. This also drives my girlfriend crazy.

 

My eyes will drift towards other attractive women even when with my lady friend. This usually earns me a kick in the shins or a punch on the arm.

I athletically built and I like to take long walks by the beach, where I own my own beach house. I have a lucrative job, but I don

Oh, and I like totally have a car.

And almost none of the women I dated have a restriction order against me.

 

The car is red, btw.

I love my husband, but his slob nature is the one thing that really drives me crazy at times ... I don't care about bed and clothes but it's the sanitary/dirt stuff that bugs me.

 

He'd leave cans/bottles/raw meat/mayo utensils un-rinsed on the counter until they covered every nook/cranny/shelf and they'd stay there for months. He'd use the same unwashed, stinky bath-towel for a year if I let him. That kind of guy. At this point the only thing he's generally allowed to do in the kitchen is make coffee/toast, sandwiches, and use the microwave.

I would like if you

I love my husband, but his slob nature is the one thing that really drives me crazy at times ... I don't care about bed and clothes but it's the sanitary/dirt stuff that bugs me.

 

He'd leave cans/bottles/raw meat/mayo utensils un-rinsed on the counter until they covered every nook/cranny/shelf and they'd stay there for months. He'd use the same unwashed, stinky bath-towel for a year if I let him. That kind of guy. At this point the only thing he's generally allowed to do in the kitchen is make coffee/toast, sandwiches, and use the microwave.

 

I think you misunderstood what this thread is about, but it

I just now discovered something of indeterminable origin with mold on it in the back of the fridge.

I think you misunderstood what this thread is about, but it

The slobbiness can be a problem for me too.

 

Though I usually don't have a problem if someone asks me to clean something.

Guys(and one woman who apparently doesn

I've been known to throw hammers after I hit my thumb one too many times with them, but I have a feeling that isn't what you're actually referring to.

Those aren't deficiencies, those are definitions of manhood. A man who doesn't look at other women, who isn't at least a bit slobby and actually likes communication on anything other than neccesary work stuff or hobby stuff? Well, a certain quote from Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club springs to mind: "A generation of men raised by women."

blah, blah, blah.

in other words, you are a typical guy.

 

taks

A man who doesn't look at other women, who isn't at least a bit slobby and actually likes communication on anything other than neccesary work stuff or hobby stuff? Well, a certain quote from Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club springs to mind: "A generation of men raised by women."

i was going to say "Gay!" as bender would say "i think he comes from a universe that's big on musical theater!"

 

taks

I guess Im all gayed up then. Im the neat one and shes the slob and *gasp*, I actually like talking to her.

Guys suck.

Guys suck.

Humans suck.

Cats and squirrels, on the other hand, are awesome.

Guys suck.

Humans suck.

Cats and squirrels, on the other hand, are awesome.

No, both cats and squirrels suck also. Cats are jerks and squirrels are fond of decapitating flowers and digging up gardens.

You know an animal that doesn't suck?

 

Dogs.

Damnit, where are my pms? And that sounds weird too.

Edited March 7, 200916 yr by Azure79

I guess Im all gayed up then. Im the neat one and shes the slob and *gasp*, I actually like talking to her.

 

We can be gay together. Yay! I've always been the neat one, I seem to attract only messy girls. Never a total slob though, I don't think I could handle that.

I guess that is what was to be expected when leaving it to the boys to keep the place clean. Spam everywhere