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Girls

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Seriously, girls who do the whole "male friend thing" are useless. Ignore her and look for someone who shows actual interest.

 

 

 

...OR while she's talking you go with a sudden grab for her boob, and if successful, yell "Honk!" and high-five the guy next to you with your other hand.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

I can be the supreme archdiocese super deluxe virgin?

 

Sure, the older you are while still a virgin, the higher your rank. Also, the more 'virginy' you are the higher your rank. Extenuating circumstances, such as injury or priesthood or other such factors that could explain your virginity act to lower your rank.

 

I am pretty high in the hierarchy. :ermm:

So a perfectly healthy, rich, 90 year-old virgin would be the boss?

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

aw man i don't even factor in the heirachy then

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

The fact that I cannot see Anne Hathaway does indeed cheer me up. Thanks mkreku!

Gosh there's this girl at work named HellKitty that I really like but it's like I don't even exist to her.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

she's into stabulation, apparently, so this may be a good thing if you're concerned about a long life.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

Gosh there's this girl at work named HellKitty that I really like but it's like I don't even exist to her.

 

Sounds like a smart lady. Though she should probably kill her parents.

This thread sucks..

 

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Sounds like a smart lady. Though she should probably kill her parents.

 

Kill her parents? That makes no sense.

Edited by Maria Caliban

"When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.

This thread sucks..

 

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I was going to post something, but I lost my train of thought.

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Kill her parents? That makes no sense.

 

For the name they gave her of course.

 

Oh, and congratulations, you've won the thread.

Kill her parents? That makes no sense.

oh it does... yes, it does...

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

Where the hell did my Anne Hathaway go?! Grr. I won't give up though!

 

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Anne ****ing Hathaway

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Well for better or worse my girl seems friendly again haha :w00t:

I really like that dress

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I really like that dress

 

I know what I'm getting you for your birthday!!!!

He could never pull it off.

 

He just ROASTED you, dawg, Pixie. Pixiedawg.

I really like that dress

 

Yeah, the dress is nice, but it's what inside that dress that matters. :p

So a perfectly healthy, rich, 90 year-old virgin would be the boss?

 

Yeah, something like that.

aw man i don't even factor in the heirachy then

 

Tell us more and maybe we can fit you in somehow!

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(Hotlinked like it's goin' out of style)

 

 

 

Also: I like my women like I like my coffee: Uncompromisingly bitter, Jamaican, and likely to keep me up all night.

Boo.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

Boo.

 

You forgot to add the 'bs' at the end of the word. :p

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