Deadly_Nightshade Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Cute. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Aaawwwww I just threw something together the night before. Very lame. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Shryke Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 aw dammit i forgot to take photos of costumes and stuff last night when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
kirottu Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 I wonder why children never post pictures of their parents or carry pictures of their parents around in their wallets and show them to everyone. Anyway, that was cute, almost annoyingly so. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Aristes Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Aw, what a cutie, hurlshot! Must take after the mother!
Walsingham Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 That's just about the cutest damned thing I've seen in years. I shall have to recommend the outfit to my sergeant major. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Enoch Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 (edited) I just threw something together the night before. Very lame. The best completely-thrown-together Halloween costume I have come up with over the years was back in college. I walked into my dorm room and decided that I would go as the most frightening thing I saw: my pile of laundry. I was a shambling mound of clothing, attached to me in various fashions. I also had a pair of briefs on my head, which was key. Edit: Also, aaaawwwww! Edited November 2, 2008 by Enoch
theslug Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Hurlshort Posted November 2, 2008 Author Posted November 2, 2008 I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. Well, I can see your concern. I think the fact that my daughter is a girl will help counter that. :D
Calax Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. Well, I can see your concern. I think the fact that my daughter is a girl will help counter that. :D I think I felt a twitch where my soul used to be (I kid. I've got a good soul... or so videogames tell me when I just do what I normally would) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Guest The Architect Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. Well, I can see your concern. I think the fact that my daughter is a girl will help counter that. :D I thought she was a he, too. Whatever it is it's adorable anyway.
theslug Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Sorry Hurl, I must have confused your kid with Tak's kid. Though looking back I suppose that's unreasonable seeing as the kid probably wouldn't be able to fit his giant head in the costume in the first place. Zing. jk There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Llyranor Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 (edited) Don't kill me, man. Edited November 2, 2008 by Llyranor (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Canadian Ladybug Pirate? Guys I think we just found better than Ninja Pirates. This is untapped genius here. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Hurlshort Posted November 3, 2008 Author Posted November 3, 2008 Llyr, you have way too much time on your hands.
taks Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Sorry Hurl, I must have confused your kid with Tak's kid. Though looking back I suppose that's unreasonable seeing as the kid probably wouldn't be able to fit his giant head in the costume in the first place. Zing. jk ouch. but you're right, john's got a big un. tis cute hurl. here's mine. he was dark vader (yes, dark). i was already carrying his mask at this point (about 15 minutes into the trip), and shortly after this picture was taken i had his saber as well. i was carrying his loot pumpkin after 45 minutes, too. taks comrade taks... just because.
Hurlshort Posted November 3, 2008 Author Posted November 3, 2008 Great costume taks, and I think now that your son is older, his head/body ratio has evened out.
taks Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 uh, not so much. his hair was just cut which helps, and the costume fills him out a bit. he's still weighted like a candy apple on a stick. not sure where mitch got the costume, but she ordered it online and it is waaaaay too big. he might be dark vader next year, too, in spite of the fact that he's growing like a weed (but eating like a bird... i don't get it). was yours hand-made, hurl? mitch made a few of john's early costumes, but now that she's working she doesn't have time for such endeavors. taks PS: in case anyone is wondering, "mitch" is my wife michele. a buddy used to call her mitch, and i picked up on it. comrade taks... just because.
Llyranor Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Don't you have a job or something? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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