November 1, 200817 yr Cute. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
November 1, 200817 yr Aaawwwww I just threw something together the night before. Very lame. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
November 1, 200817 yr aw dammit i forgot to take photos of costumes and stuff last night when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
November 1, 200817 yr I wonder why children never post pictures of their parents or carry pictures of their parents around in their wallets and show them to everyone. Anyway, that was cute, almost annoyingly so. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
November 1, 200817 yr That's just about the cutest damned thing I've seen in years. I shall have to recommend the outfit to my sergeant major. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
November 2, 200817 yr I just threw something together the night before. Very lame. The best completely-thrown-together Halloween costume I have come up with over the years was back in college. I walked into my dorm room and decided that I would go as the most frightening thing I saw: my pile of laundry. I was a shambling mound of clothing, attached to me in various fashions. I also had a pair of briefs on my head, which was key. Edit: Also, aaaawwwww! Edited November 2, 200817 yr by Enoch
November 2, 200817 yr I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
November 2, 200817 yr Author I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. Well, I can see your concern. I think the fact that my daughter is a girl will help counter that. :D
November 2, 200817 yr I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. Well, I can see your concern. I think the fact that my daughter is a girl will help counter that. :D I think I felt a twitch where my soul used to be (I kid. I've got a good soul... or so videogames tell me when I just do what I normally would) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
November 2, 200817 yr I feel very conflicted about this situation. On one hand I feel an ominous warm feeling in my chest cavity where I normally experience an abyss of dark lifelessness but on another I can't help but think your turning the boy gay. Well, I can see your concern. I think the fact that my daughter is a girl will help counter that. :D I thought she was a he, too. Whatever it is it's adorable anyway.
November 2, 200817 yr Sorry Hurl, I must have confused your kid with Tak's kid. Though looking back I suppose that's unreasonable seeing as the kid probably wouldn't be able to fit his giant head in the costume in the first place. Zing. jk There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
November 2, 200817 yr Don't kill me, man. Edited November 2, 200817 yr by Llyranor (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
November 3, 200817 yr Canadian Ladybug Pirate? Guys I think we just found better than Ninja Pirates. This is untapped genius here. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
November 3, 200817 yr Sorry Hurl, I must have confused your kid with Tak's kid. Though looking back I suppose that's unreasonable seeing as the kid probably wouldn't be able to fit his giant head in the costume in the first place. Zing. jk ouch. but you're right, john's got a big un. tis cute hurl. here's mine. he was dark vader (yes, dark). i was already carrying his mask at this point (about 15 minutes into the trip), and shortly after this picture was taken i had his saber as well. i was carrying his loot pumpkin after 45 minutes, too. taks comrade taks... just because.
November 3, 200817 yr Author Great costume taks, and I think now that your son is older, his head/body ratio has evened out.
November 3, 200817 yr uh, not so much. his hair was just cut which helps, and the costume fills him out a bit. he's still weighted like a candy apple on a stick. not sure where mitch got the costume, but she ordered it online and it is waaaaay too big. he might be dark vader next year, too, in spite of the fact that he's growing like a weed (but eating like a bird... i don't get it). was yours hand-made, hurl? mitch made a few of john's early costumes, but now that she's working she doesn't have time for such endeavors. taks PS: in case anyone is wondering, "mitch" is my wife michele. a buddy used to call her mitch, and i picked up on it. comrade taks... just because.
November 5, 200817 yr Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Don't you have a job or something? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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