Kaftan Barlast Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I have now playd through every one of the 5 "phases" in this game and even though it was quite obvious by the second one, I can now verify that Spore is nothing but an overhyped pile of rubbish. It might have been a clever move to release the creaturemaker before the actual game, because its the only thing about spore that is even mildly interesting. What was supposd to have been gameplay is just a very shallow blend of RTS and.. loitering about being generally pointless, to the degree that this game could have been made by the great Peter Molyneux, master of nonexistant game design. Id advise anyone here to put his money on a real game instead. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I never got into that kind of games myself. Surely, the tech is nice (procedural content), but really, if it hasn't some kind of a narrative, what's the point in playing it? There's nothing more pointless than playing games that don't have a definite end. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 They make a lot of money though Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newc0253 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 i ain't played a god-game since Civ 3. they're usually engrossing in the short term but dull in the long term. i wasn't gonna bother with Spore but the recent NYT piece made me think i might buy it. now i'm thinking maybe not... dumber than a bag of hammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 A friend of mine bought and played the game today and gave the same verdict. He told me it was shallow, felt childish and lacked charm. I tried playing the first few phases of the game - in the water.. which was fun, but really simple, it didn't seem that interesting as a creature on land. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 So you guys don't seem to like the kind of game Spore is and somehow it becomes news that you don't like it? Since this thread might as well become useful I'll just sneak in a good review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newc0253 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Since this thread might as well become useful I'll just sneak in a good review. not saying that spore is a bad game, but does anyone actually trust sites like IGN for objective reviews? ain't they all just essentially hacks paid to write promo copy for the big game companies? dumber than a bag of hammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelverin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Since this thread might as well become useful I'll just sneak in a good review. not saying that spore is a bad game, but does anyone actually trust sites like IGN for objective reviews? ain't they all just essentially hacks paid to write promo copy for the big game companies? Apparently Moatilliatta does???? J1 Visa Southern California Cleaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 IGN and Gamespots reviews are about as reliable as those TV-Shop informercials, its only the publishers who dont want to or cant afford to pay for good reviews that get reasonably unbiased reviews. The fact is that Spore is a shallow and rather dull game... correction, its a creature creator with a mediocre semblance of a game attached to it. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I would probably hesitate to condemn a game that was trying to be different after only a few hours of play. I'd think it was possible that I simply hadn't got my head around what I was doing, and resolve to come back to it after a few days with a fresh approach. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 Now Im close to spamming but the point is that Spore isnt different, nor is it trying to be. It lets you create a critter and then run that critter through a few RTS scenarios, and then its over or you start again with a new critter. Thats all there is to it. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 This thread has turned quite funny in a sad sort of way. The author of the review is Alec Meer who as a games journalist is quite good. For those who are still clueless Alec Meer is one of the four regular writers on Rock, Paper, Shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 How long does a single playthrough take? Aren't you supposed to go from amoeba to intergalactic civilization or somesuch? "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 For those of you who dislike Spore, did you like The Sims? I just think that might be important for establishing personal tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 For those of you who dislike Spore, did you like The Sims? I just think that might be important for establishing personal tastes. It would also be interesting to know opinions on the sequel as that one would have lost the newness factor. I for one can't wait to make a carnivore species whose goal will be to devour the galaxy1. 1Or as close as it can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newc0253 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 The author of the review is Alec Meer who as a games journalist is quite good. For those who are still clueless Alec Meer is one of the four regular writers on Rock, Paper, Shotgun. still, so what? just because someone writes well and has decent, independent thoughts in their spare time doesn't prevent them from being a hack for hire during working hours. dumber than a bag of hammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 So have you even read it or are you trying to live up to your signature? It being Alec Meer means that it is worth a read to see whether it is good or not. It is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 ...put his money... Gee, your "preorder" sure was quick huh? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Eurogamer review up: http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=229057 9/10. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 (edited) How long does a single playthrough take? Aren't you supposed to go from amoeba to intergalactic civilization or somesuch? Do not listen to anyone's initial opinions on Spore. Until they've had at least ten hours with it, you don't understand the game in the slightest. As for journalistic integrity, it's a well known fact that all reviews are bought and paid for, except the ones you agree with. Edited September 4, 2008 by Hell Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 The two biggest German print mags gave Spore 79% and 73% respectively. Publishers may bribe US/UK media, but it ain't work so easy everywhere. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Again, what did The Sims get in these magazines? Look, these types of games are very different than the standard RTS. They really aren't designed for a hardcore gaming audience. They are designed for a larger public. It doesn't surprise me that Spore is being called childish, I think that is a fantastic moniker. I hope the game will be accessible to my daughter and my wife. This is a continuation of The Sims concept, despite a dramatically different look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Yeah, because if German reviewers give lower scores than US/UK reviewers, the obvious explanation is that it's harder to bribe Europeans. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Again, what did The Sims get in these magazines? Look, these types of games are very different than the standard RTS. They really aren't designed for a hardcore gaming audience. They are designed for a larger public. It doesn't surprise me that Spore is being called childish, I think that is a fantastic moniker. I hope the game will be accessible to my daughter and my wife. This is a continuation of The Sims concept, despite a dramatically different look. Pretty high, around 88% I think. And don't think the German speaking market is just about hardcore RPGs and Settler clones, nope. All I'm saying is that these reviewers, especially GameStar, do not shrink back to give even the biggest blockbusters objective scores. And I personally don't see either why Spore should receive raving high scores. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmud Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I have been hesitant about spore for a long time. From all the previews it never seemed like there was a game in there. That said I want to keep an open mind, but if this is a game that is only really enjoyed by people who like The Sims then I sure want to stay as far away from it that I possibly can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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