August 1, 200817 yr Author No, I mean the corpses will contribute fuurther to contamination of groundwater, not to mention the flies and vermin that will spring up. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
August 4, 200817 yr Author In case you thought a zombie apocalypse might be devoid of "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 5, 200817 yr Oh, I almost forgot about the weird dream I had. There was a zombie attack at a mall. I had to bring unaffected people to this shiny roulette wheel in order to end the infection. I had to bring 5 people there, but I could only successfully bring one person at a time. I made it with the last person just in time. I remember rescuing a former student and a homeless girl. I think I play too many video games. The fact that I had to bring one person at a time made it feel like a collection quest.
September 5, 200817 yr I had some kind of silly romance dream once that led to me hunting zombies in a very arcade game-like area, like a maze.
September 6, 200817 yr I suspect it will start in India "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
September 6, 200817 yr I suspect it will start in India Those subtitles were obnoxious and that girl is gorgeous.
September 6, 200817 yr Author Has anyone else played the zombie bits in Stalker? Best computer zombies ever. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 15, 200817 yr Author Update to my readiness level. I have just ordered enough dried goods and tinned meat to last 1 month. Now I need some sort of water treatment. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 16, 200817 yr I know I guy who has designed a straw that can clean polluted water and filter out bacterias. I'll ask him if he can make some like this. Pretty handy for those post-zombie scenarios. Fortune favors the bald.
September 17, 200817 yr Author Are you kidding? I almost shot that man, and I know he's not a zombie. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 17, 200817 yr I started up the forge the other day and began practicing forging melee weapons, it's harder than I remembered although I'll have to post pictures if the project comes out in reasonable shape. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
September 17, 200817 yr and in the days and weeks following Z-day, the last remaining vestiges of humanity try to make their way in the new forsaken world every so often they hear rumours of a man doing what he can to help the survivors a man who has lost all he held dear a man who realises that in order to survive, we need to fight and thus he toils away, forging weapons for those who come to see him known only as the Dancing Man he works, dawn till dusk for the hopes of humanity when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
September 18, 200817 yr Author Great. Now I have an image of a smith doing merengue. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 18, 200817 yr zombie ballet anyone? when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
September 20, 200817 yr Author Are you dancing? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 20, 200817 yr not right now (i'm at work) when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
September 21, 200817 yr Walsingham, being an advanced weapons specialist and trained commando, what do you think about phosphorous? I was thinking something like 28 days later with the high rise. The zombies come in and then you throw down a few phosphorous grenades into the crowded stairwell and its just all out malarkey. Pros: area effect Doesn't burn down the building Cons: Having access to the substance Knowing how to make it are zombies affected by chemical burns and severe pain? There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
September 21, 200817 yr If the zombies attack I'm going right to Obsidian to barricade the place and defend it while they continue their efforts completing an RPG that will cure the zombie pandemic. I might also do that if I only perceive a zombie pandemic, which has happened several times before, so heads up Obsidian.
September 21, 200817 yr Author I didn't have any sleep last night so maybe I've missed something. 1. You are at the top of the building. 2. The zombies are in the stairwell 3. You drop flames onto them. 4. Heat rises, the building catches fire and you cook yourself. Having said this I'm definitely in favour of using simple means to reduce the effectiveness of zombies en masse. I'd actually suggest something a lot less flammable like hairspray. the zombies eyes and ears might burn, and this would make them far less dangerous. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 21, 200817 yr Phosphorous explodes in flames? I thought it was like all chemically and no real fire. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
September 21, 200817 yr I'd actually suggest something a lot less flammable like hairspray. Isn't that highly combustible? "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
September 23, 200817 yr I have plasmids. Will that help? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
September 23, 200817 yr Author I'd actually suggest something a lot less flammable like hairspray. Isn't that highly combustible? Yes, but burns with less heat than phosphorus, I assure you. And phos burns with flames, be sure of it. Nasty bloody stuff, anyway. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
September 24, 200817 yr How would you even use hairspray? Using it as a makeshift flamethrower like in the movies and games would be incredibly dangerous and if you spray it on the zombie before igniting you need to ignite it before it dries on a living (sorta ) zombie. Sounds difficult to use if you ask me.
September 24, 200817 yr Use Axe. Works much better. ... not the deodorant mind you. A good old wooden axe. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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