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[walkerguy]

*Marine 1 is aboard the human frigate Saturn awaiting transfer to a secret UNSC facility*

 

Marine 1: *yawns* Damn, I wish I had some cheetos.

[@\NightandtheShape/@]

*Marine 2 throws over a pack of cheetos*

 

Marine 2: "There you go, now stop whining"

 

*Goes back to sleep*

[walkerguy]

*Marine 1 eats cheetos quickly*

 

*The Saturn shakes violently*

 

Commander over intercom: "All hands to battle ready postitions! Pilots to your longswords, enemy seraph fighters inbound."

[Krookie]

okay, you gotta make your posts longer.

[walkerguy]

Wait a minute. We can only control ourselves and minor characters. We can do things such as have an enemy attack but its going to be difficult to have nice long RP posts.

 

I'm taking off here in a minute so don't get too much more involved. (Unless you can keep Marine 1 out of yur plans)

Edited March 24, 2008 by walkerguy

[Llyranor]

*Master Chef murders Marine 1 and 2 to steal their weapons*

[Krookie]

"Sweet job Chief, now we can get to work. We'll need shields. Meat shields. Let me see if I can find one."

 

*goes to crate*

 

*finds Kor, as Redshirt Marine*

 

"Excellent! Marine, your with us"

Edited March 25, 2008 by Krookie

[Kor Qel Droma]

Red Shirt Marine: * Hey, look! Over there! Crates! TWO OF THEM!!!!*

[Krookie]

LT Johnson attempts to romance the crates*

 

+2 for crate usage

[Kor Qel Droma]

Red Shirt Marine: * Jerkface, couldn't you have waited until after I looked in them as opposed to during?*

 

RSM:* Crissakes the only clean side is the part touching the ground. That leaves me no choice but to lift it with the butt end of my rifle while the nozzle points directly at my face!*

 

BOOOOOOOM!

 

RIP, RSM.

[Krookie]

"No pulse. Well...I'm sure he had no family. That guy was ugly."

 

"oh wait, he's still breathing"

Edited March 25, 2008 by Krookie

[Kor Qel Droma]

RSM: *It's okay guys, it's just a flesh wound. All...my...flesh...is....woundeddddbllllaaarrrggghhh*

[Bokishi]

Kor you should play Halo with us

[Kor Qel Droma]

If you really think about it, Bok, isn't that what I'm doing?

[Nick_i_am]

The Arbitrator picks his nose.

 

This is either the best bogey i've made, or the worst.

[walkerguy]

Female Marine 1 enters room.

 

Hey guys, like we are so totally under attack!

 

*is distracted by covenant weapons fire outside the window*

 

oooh pretty!

[Krookie]

Hey, you woman make sure you stay away from the driving wheel

[walkerguy]

*Female Marine 1 heads for the bridge.*

 

*She finds the commander has a peg leg and an eye patch.*

 

Commander: Arrg!! Yer stay away from me driving wheel!

 

The intergalactic frigate Saturn is controled by...?

 

 

FM1: Oh god we're all going to die!! Like so totally cool!

[Nick_i_am]

Arbitrator sticks Female Marine 1 and steals her weapons.

[Krookie]

Nice work, let's get to the ESCAPE PODS

 

AND FIND ME SOME CHICKEN AND WATERMELON

[jaguars4ever]

*Gravemind trades Guide to the Internet for Chicken & Watermelon*

[Krookie]

*eats chicken and watermelon*

 

I BE NEEDIN SOME KOOLAID UP IN HERE

[walkerguy]

*walkerguy respawns as a grunt*

[Krookie]

OOC: YOU ONLY GET 2 RESPAWNs

[Tale]

Can I be the halo?