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Considering what salt can do to your health, she will probably face charges for attempting to kill a police officer on duty :wacko:

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I highly doubt the salt content in the burger was of such a significant amount that it would cause sickness within minutes upon consumption. If it were, you sure as hell wouldn't be cramming it down your pie hole. Sounds like maybe one little piggy thought he could get a settlement out of this deal.

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I've never eaten anything from McDonalds and not felt sick afterward. I'm entitled to billions.

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McSquats is a sh*thole reguardless of what you think of them as a restaraunt. If you eat there, you deserve to have a burger that was wiped on the rim of a toilet before it was served to you. Are you stupid? You are eating at a fast-food sh**hole. You are eating what you deserve. Guano.

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You'd might like to bottle some of that ire. It's a public board afterall.

 

Not that I eat fastfood. At all.

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I usually only eat at McDonald's when I'm in a foreign country and I don't feel like paying a billion schlireuitiniquitos (or whatever the currency is at the time) for extra firm goat's testicles dipped in bull ****, just because I didn't know the language well enough. Had enough of those experiences in my life.

 

Also, it's quite handy when you're in a hurry. Of course, my stomach is always in a hurry to become hungry again after eating at McDonald's so I'm not sure I actually save any time..

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I usually only eat at McDonald's when I'm in a foreign country and I don't feel like paying a billion schlireuitiniquitos (or whatever the currency is at the time) for extra firm goat's testicles dipped in bull ****, just because I didn't know the language well enough. Had enough of those experiences in my life.

 

Also, it's quite handy when you're in a hurry. Of course, my stomach is always in a hurry to become hungry again after eating at McDonald's so I'm not sure I actually save any time..

 

I agree. That is when I eat there.

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I've never eaten anything from McDonalds and not felt sick afterward. I'm entitled to billions.

 

McDonalds is awesome. I have NEVER beccome sick when eating there.

 

LONG LIVE MCDONALDS!

 

This officer is retarded. That is all.

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I enjoy McDonald's on rare occasions. The burgers are nice when I like my burger a little salty. The burger sizes are generally small for when I don't feel like eating much. And they were the first restaraunt to have good chips. Though everyone has good chips nowadays.

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This officer is retarded. That is all.

 

I agree with this statement. :(

 

I use to work at McDonald's and have since learn not to eat there.

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I remember the first time i tried french fries in a resturant, they dice the potatoes raw, cook it in a pan, not immersed in oil, and dry off the excess moisture and it's like a million times more tasty than what passes for french fries at fast food joints.

 

It's one of my 3 cheats I use to fake being able to cook.

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I remember the first time i tried french fries in a resturant, they dice the potatoes raw, cook it in a pan, not immersed in oil, and dry off the excess moisture and it's like a million times more tasty than what passes for french fries at fast food joints.

 

It's one of my 3 cheats I use to fake being able to cook.

 

I assume you know the one about making baked schicken taste like fried chicken by coating it with cheese and breadcrumbs?

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I remember the first time i tried french fries in a resturant, they dice the potatoes raw, cook it in a pan, not immersed in oil, and dry off the excess moisture and it's like a million times more tasty than what passes for french fries at fast food joints.

 

It's one of my 3 cheats I use to fake being able to cook.

 

I assume you know the one about making baked schicken taste like fried chicken by coating it with cheese and breadcrumbs?

News to me, but I do stuff aubergines. They never expect that one. Well, untill i've done it once already.

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What I like to do is get a bomeless chicken breast, cut a hold in it, stuff it with swiss cheese, then spice it up with garlic, season pepper, chili powder, and various other seasoning I have in my cupboard. Bake it for 20 minutes at 420 degrees. Downright good stuff I say. :woot:

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A small number of bad police officers think that their uniform entitles them to a life free from the little annoyances and irritations that plague the rest of us. He may be one of these. However, he may be a good police officer having a bad day, heavily overworked and underpaid. Who knows? I think he should apologise to this woman, though. The worst thing to do when you've made a mistake is refuse to back down.

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On the other hand, putting all McDonald employees in jail could be part of a popular health program. Burger King and Kentucky Fried Cholesterol watch out, you are next :)

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Well, I don't think the McDonald's guys would be in jail for long. They got a rogue that can break them out. Damn that Hamburglar!

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What I like to do is get a bomeless chicken breast, cut a hold in it, stuff it with swiss cheese, then spice it up with garlic, season pepper, chili powder, and various other seasoning I have in my cupboard. Bake it for 20 minutes at 420 degrees. Downright good stuff I say. :)

 

I misread this as your notion of what sconstituted employee sabotage. Now that really would be cool. Make the burger taste delicious then demand to know why the customer was putting up with bland rubbish! :(

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Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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You're saying a burger wouldn't taste good if stuffed with cheese, herbs, and baked?

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