Musopticon? Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/new...ng_sausage.html Continuing the great Obsidz tradition of complete obscure news, in the vein of ravaging squirrels and plotting sports stars, is this little gem. The alleged incident is said to have taken place on August 11 in Wythenshawe when the victim was walking home after visiting a pub. He claims that after a disagreement the boy threw the sausage, which hit him on the shoulder. It is astoundly hilarious, how they use the word "victim" for someone who was assaulted on the shoulder with a punch of cooked meat(meat?, you never know with Euro sausages). kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 (edited) Not just any sausage. A ****tail sausage. About an inch long, probably shorter. Edited August 23, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Dont do the crime if you cant do the time. /Sand "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 *sigh* Old people these days... This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellester Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 seriously that kid can't just be throwing his meat around like that in public Life is like a clam. Years of filtering crap then some bastard cracks you open and scrapes you into its damned mouth, end of story. - Steven Erikson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 (edited) Bah. This has nothing on: US actor Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge in Sweden after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing a breathalyser test - citing US law - police say. Nothing! Hey! Edited August 23, 2007 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Dont do the crime if you cant do the time. /Sand Its... Don't get caught doing the crime if you can't do the time. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Why do people throw sausages around? They better should go home and play some Bioshock, for instance. And who's that dude in Sand's avatar? Thomas Gottschalk? Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Colin Baker as the 6th Doctor. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 That doesn't look like Colin Baker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bakercolin.jpg "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 (edited) Bah. This has nothing on: US actor Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge in Sweden after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing a breathalyser test - citing US law - police say. Nothing! Phhh, we love Bill Murray here. They only arrested him so they could hang out with him for a few hours at the station. Which reminds me, I just read this hillarious part of the law-book. In Sweden, it is illegal to give incorrect information to a driver asking for directions. This is punishable for a minimum of 4 months in prison -Excuse me, do you know if this is the way to Istertr Edited August 23, 2007 by Kaftan Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Fruitcakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Fruitcakes. ...are an entirely different matter. Those things are heavy, and can do serious damage. The UK can afford to take many sausage-lobbers to court at taxpayers' expense, as our public services are so efficient and well-funded. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tel Aviv Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Maybe if the sausage in question were a Cumberland ring, I'd understand. They're a much bigger beast and their circular configuration makes for better throwing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Why throw a perfectly edible and delicious co-c-ktail sausage? Why not eat it? What a fool! "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/new...ng_sausage.html Continuing the great Obsidz tradition of complete obscure news, in the vein of ravaging squirrels and plotting sports stars, is this little gem. The alleged incident is said to have taken place on August 11 in Wythenshawe when the victim was walking home after visiting a pub. He claims that after a disagreement the boy threw the sausage, which hit him on the shoulder. It is astoundly hilarious, how they use the word "victim" for someone who was assaulted on the shoulder with a punch of cooked meat(meat?, you never know with Euro sausages). I resent that, the best sausages in the world are made in Italy, everyone knows that. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 There has ben a trend in this last year of kids throwing food. I wouldn't mind if I was oficially permitted to retaliate in kind. I'm very good at finding people, and I know how to build a potato cannon. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Potatoe cannons are awesome. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/new...ng_sausage.html Continuing the great Obsidz tradition of complete obscure news, in the vein of ravaging squirrels and plotting sports stars, is this little gem. The alleged incident is said to have taken place on August 11 in Wythenshawe when the victim was walking home after visiting a pub. He claims that after a disagreement the boy threw the sausage, which hit him on the shoulder. It is astoundly hilarious, how they use the word "victim" for someone who was assaulted on the shoulder with a punch of cooked meat(meat?, you never know with Euro sausages). I resent that, the best sausages in the world are made in Italy, everyone knows that. Hey, I'm from the nation that uses the least amount of meat in thier sausages, allegedly only 21% in the most popular one, I'm not blaming us Euros for anything, I actually enjoy the meatless meat. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Bhuh? That's true? No wonder I've never particularly liked our national vegetables How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob McGinnis Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 The fact is, assault with a deadly sausage is a serious crime. Sausages are a gateway snack and would only lead to the kids throwing around heavier foods, such as lasagna or haggis. The authorities should put a stop to this miscreant behavior before this escalates into an all out food fight. Then we would be calling for the Burger King's head and demanding the troops were brought home without dessert! Madness, I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/new...ng_sausage.html Continuing the great Obsidz tradition of complete obscure news, in the vein of ravaging squirrels and plotting sports stars, is this little gem. The alleged incident is said to have taken place on August 11 in Wythenshawe when the victim was walking home after visiting a pub. He claims that after a disagreement the boy threw the sausage, which hit him on the shoulder. It is astoundly hilarious, how they use the word "victim" for someone who was assaulted on the shoulder with a punch of cooked meat(meat?, you never know with Euro sausages). I resent that, the best sausages in the world are made in Italy, everyone knows that. You mean Portugal. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 The fact is, assault with a deadly sausage is a serious crime. Sausages are a gateway snack and would only lead to the kids throwing around heavier foods, such as lasagna or haggis. The authorities should put a stop to this miscreant behavior before this escalates into an all out food fight. Then we would be calling for the Burger King's head and demanding the troops were brought home without dessert! Madness, I say! Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 (edited) (Hades is suprised that someone shares a similar veiw on people commiting crimes.) Edited August 25, 2007 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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