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I'm with the Deadpool crowd. Please someone make it.

 

There doesn't even have to be a plot, just swordmurder and wacko quips and constant breaking of fourth wall.

 

I've always had a vision of how a possible Deadpool movie would end. He would narrate something to himself about how "his work was never done" and run away quickly. The next shot would be from in front of him, and he runs into the camera, which breaks and goes to black. In those last few moments before the credits begin rolling, Deadpool will exclaim "ow".

 

At some point he'd say "I can't believe Thor got his own movie before I did."

 

When it shows him without his mask he'd say "Yeah, I'm not pretty, but at least I'm not Ben Affleck."

 

A Deadpool movie, I think, would have to be based on Joe Kelly's original run. He's simply never been portrayed better, funnier, or had a more interesting storyline. The captive blind lady and the computer guy could be his supporting cast. The epic alien bringing peace to the world plot with the space law firm would be the overall storyline

 

Also, I think the only actor fit to play him would be Gary Busey.

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Also, I think the only actor fit to play him would be Gary Busey.

 

I think the fan favorite is Ryan Reynolds. Which I happen to agree with.

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You can't hype Thor. It's impossible.

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I'm willing to hold off judgment. I'd really like it to be a good movie. I was a huge Thor mark back in the day. I still have nearly all my Thor comics.

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So Matthew Vaughn wants Kevin McKidd(Lucius Vorenus from Rome) to play Thor. Sounds good to me.

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With Die Hard IV, The Simpsons and especially Transformers, I was proven severely wrong about this year's summer movies so with Thor... I'll probably go see it if only because the upcoming hype will brainwash me, just like it will all of you here.

Of those movies you listed I liked Die Hard IV the best, though Simpsons was hilarious and disturbing. Well worth the $4 I spent.

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With Die Hard IV, The Simpsons and especially Transformers, I was proven severely wrong about this year's summer movies so with Thor... I'll probably go see it if only because the upcoming hype will brainwash me, just like it will all of you here.

Of those movies you listed I liked Die Hard IV the best, though Simpsons was hilarious and disturbing. Well worth the $4 I spent.

 

And that's my point. I was 100% certain all of those would suck majestically.

 

I was wrong.

 

 

 

Also, Kevin McKidd as Thor = :down:

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Well, Transformers was kind of meh, though the Mac guy was pretty good as a computer hacker.

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Also, I think the only actor fit to play him would be Gary Busey.

 

I think the fan favorite is Ryan Reynolds. Which I happen to agree with.

 

Honestly, the first person in my mind was Ryan Reynolds also (he and Jessica Biel's ass made the otherwise horrible Blade: Trinity worth watching) but Gary Busey is actually also a pretty good choice.

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I'm willing to hold off judgment. I'd really like it to be a good movie. I was a huge Thor mark back in the day. I still have nearly all my Thor comics.

 

 

You actually read Thor? :lol:

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At least it's not a Captain America movie.

 

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At least it's not a Captain America movie.

 

Dear God, I hope no crazy hollywood director reads these forums. :ninja10:

 

 

Hey! Captain America could be a very good film. I used to think he was this lame 40's propaganda remnant too, but then "Civil War" made me read some Cap' books and he's a way more interesting character than most. I even own this wicked cool cap' tshirt which was not easy to find in not-so-america-friendly-sweden.

 

And Marvel has already announced that they will be making a Captain America film, hah!

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I'm willing to hold off judgment. I'd really like it to be a good movie. I was a huge Thor mark back in the day. I still have nearly all my Thor comics.

 

 

You actually read Thor? >_<

 

 

Yeah, big whoop, wannafightaboutit?

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NOOOOOOES!!!

 

I don't think I'll mind as long as they go easy on Patritorism and redesign his crappy costume.

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If they did a Captain America movie I think they really should start it with the 1940's for the first half hour or so, with the events that lead up to his cryo-sleep in the artic, then once awakening to the modern day he needs to readjust to the modern world while an old nemesis who has been manipulating events over the decades threaten not only the US but the world, in standard comic fashion, while at the same time wrestle with issues he has with the way the US government and military is currently handlling world issues.

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If they did a Captain America movie I think they really should start it with the 1940's for the first half hour or so, with the events that lead up to his cryo-sleep in the artic, then once awakening to the modern day he needs to readjust to the modern world while an old nemesis who has been manipulating events over the decades threaten not only the US but the world, in standard comic fashion, while at the same time wrestle with issues he has with the way the US government and military is currently handlling world issues.

 

So you mean do it like they do in the comics? Great idea, Shandes!

 

I think they need to make a Thor movie, just to erase the memory of those of us who were unfortunate enough to witness his tv incarnation during The Incredible Hulk Returns.

 

Oh , and you could probably get Gary Busey to voice Deadpool, but he's far too old to pull of a physical role like that nowadays.

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Cap vs North Korea!

 

Ah, Team America, I harken thee.

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So you mean do it like they do in the comics? Great idea, Shandes!

 

Pretty much. :grin:

 

Keep it as close to the original as possible, you know.

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So you mean do it like they do in the comics? Great idea, Shandes!

 

Pretty much. :rolleyes:

 

Keep it as close to the original as possible, you know.

 

 

I like it best in the Ultimates version where he has only recently been defrosted, and he hangs around with his old friends who are in their 80's now.

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