Walsingham Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Walsingham examines the dice and discovers a piece of gum is stuck to the opposite face of the dice, accounting for all the crit fumbles. He unobtrusively attaches it to the face opposite crit success... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 It's been almost a month since the day The Architect almost suffocated on bird poo. He's just finished having the sexxorz with DeathScepter's treacherous and slutty blonde assistant, Christina the Jedi Killer, and is returning to the place where he almost died to face DeathScepter the Dark Ninja Mage, who as of late, has done nothing but eat Raffles chips, cuffawkle, and play Pokemon on his GameBoy Colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Gorth casts "Protection from Self" and puts on his "Straight Jacket +1 vs. logic" Ready to take on the world “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 It has taken Monte Carlo many, many levels to achieve twenty ranks in Build Conservatory with the Attach blinds! and Completely level decked exterior! feats. To craft this item costs about twenty grand in his own money, which is a hell of a lot of sub-prime soiled dollars, btw. Ignoring the chaos around him he finally begins to build and rolls a '1'. He pulls out his +2 Browning and shoots himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Atom523 wraps a cloth around his self inflicted stab wound and begins to realize that he isn't cut out for combat. He starts to build Monte Carlo's conservatory with the money and supplies that Monte Carlo had gathered. Barely managing to make his roll he begins construction, however without the feats and skill that Monte Carlo possessed starts to build the roof on the eastern wall without knowing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 The Architect won't be confronting DeathScepter. He just bam... dropped dead on the spot. No one knows why. And his ghost committed suicide because the ghost thought heaps of people would care and mourn about his death and discuss how he died and try and find out how he died and stuff, but when the ghost realised nobody cared, he couldn't handle that kind of negligence. Basically this is just my way of exiting this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 Uses Loot on Architect. Sega gains 20 gold, a spoon, and a set of keys. I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameDoctor893 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Suddenly the one who beholding the death and chaos that transpired following the entrence of the Whore's nipple saloon by the band of heroes, the White mage/ paladin simply known as the doc, emerged from the shadows and healed the foolish atom523, relieving him of his self inficted knife wound the Game Doctor has joined the party. I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS!!!! The best part about Impersonating a Doctor is that it's nice and legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted September 22, 2007 Author Share Posted September 22, 2007 Recognizing The Game Doctor, Sega hands him 2 butterknives that he created by casting a Polymorph spell on the spoon. Equivalent Exchange can bite my auto-mail @$$ !! I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 *the Gate eats sega-shaman's "@$$"* kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameDoctor893 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 game Doc uses hi-5 on Musopticon + 10 friend points I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS!!!! The best part about Impersonating a Doctor is that it's nice and legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Atom523 thanks game doctor, then abandons his current construction project and decides to build a tree house from which he can witness the carnage in safety.....unless someone sets it on fire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Recognizing The Game Doctor, Sega hands him 2 butterknives that he created by casting a Polymorph spell on the spoon. Equivalent Exchange can bite my auto-mail @$$ !! Can you polymorph me a Wii and Limited Edition FFVII PSP Slim, while you're at it? I've got a handful of paperclips. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 Atom523 thanks game doctor, then abandons his current construction project and decides to build a tree house from which he can witness the carnage in safety.....unless someone sets it on fire.... *Sega flicks a casual fireball spell at the nearby city park, which being a park, has quite a few trees.* (To be honest, it WAS a small fireball.) I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Atom523 thanks game doctor, then abandons his current construction project and decides to build a tree house from which he can witness the carnage in safety.....unless someone sets it on fire.... *Sega flicks a casual fireball spell at the nearby city park, which being a park, has quite a few trees.* (To be honest, it WAS a small fireball.) Atom523 casts ray of frost on the tree nearest to him putting out the fire and continues to work while the rest of the trees burn down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 (edited) Gorth sends carrier pigeon to nearest shadow druid council with message, telling them that tree burning is taking place... >_ Edited September 26, 2007 by Gorth “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Gorth sends carrier pigeon to nearest shadow druid council with message, telling them that tree burning is taking place... *casts fireball at the carrier pigeon* *eats roast pigeon* "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 *suddenly, challenger appears* How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted October 9, 2007 Author Share Posted October 9, 2007 *Sega Uses Loot where the carrier pigeon fell. Sega gained a message! Sega uses Lvl. 7 Oragami! on message. Message becomes a paper plane. Sega Lights paper plane on FIRE and flicks it at "challenger".* Fire Solves All. I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Blood on my smock I pulls out my glock plus 4 to attack Be rollin' like 2-pac MASSIVE CRITICALS Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameDoctor893 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 GameDoctor casts Surgery on Challanger. Failure, Challanger dies. I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS!!!! The best part about Impersonating a Doctor is that it's nice and legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted November 11, 2007 Author Share Posted November 11, 2007 GameDoctor casts Surgery on Challanger. Failure, Challanger dies. Sega_Shaman uses Malpractice Lawsuit! GameDoctor goes to court! I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 GameDoctor casts Surgery on Challanger. Failure, Challanger dies. Sega_Shaman uses Malpractice Lawsuit! GameDoctor goes to court! Ermm..... ..... OBJECTION! Anyone want to pop something in? Next thing, something completely different, new thing entirely even? ......Pie? I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Walsingham staggers sideways across the fight, with a lobster clinging to the septum of his nose. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Atom523 begins to drawn in the fear and pain from the fighting and begins to feed, as the shadowy energy enters his body his body looks healthier eyes shine brighter and an evil smile creeps across his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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