August 21, 200718 yr Walsingham examines the dice and discovers a piece of gum is stuck to the opposite face of the dice, accounting for all the crit fumbles. He unobtrusively attaches it to the face opposite crit success... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
August 21, 200718 yr It's been almost a month since the day The Architect almost suffocated on bird poo. He's just finished having the sexxorz with DeathScepter's treacherous and slutty blonde assistant, Christina the Jedi Killer, and is returning to the place where he almost died to face DeathScepter the Dark Ninja Mage, who as of late, has done nothing but eat Raffles chips, cuffawkle, and play Pokemon on his GameBoy Colour.
August 21, 200718 yr Gorth casts "Protection from Self" and puts on his "Straight Jacket +1 vs. logic" Ready to take on the world “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
August 21, 200718 yr It has taken Monte Carlo many, many levels to achieve twenty ranks in Build Conservatory with the Attach blinds! and Completely level decked exterior! feats. To craft this item costs about twenty grand in his own money, which is a hell of a lot of sub-prime soiled dollars, btw. Ignoring the chaos around him he finally begins to build and rolls a '1'. He pulls out his +2 Browning and shoots himself.
August 21, 200718 yr Atom523 wraps a cloth around his self inflicted stab wound and begins to realize that he isn't cut out for combat. He starts to build Monte Carlo's conservatory with the money and supplies that Monte Carlo had gathered. Barely managing to make his roll he begins construction, however without the feats and skill that Monte Carlo possessed starts to build the roof on the eastern wall without knowing it.
August 23, 200718 yr The Architect won't be confronting DeathScepter. He just bam... dropped dead on the spot. No one knows why. And his ghost committed suicide because the ghost thought heaps of people would care and mourn about his death and discuss how he died and try and find out how he died and stuff, but when the ghost realised nobody cared, he couldn't handle that kind of negligence. Basically this is just my way of exiting this thing.
September 12, 200718 yr Author Uses Loot on Architect. Sega gains 20 gold, a spoon, and a set of keys. I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens.
September 19, 200718 yr Suddenly the one who beholding the death and chaos that transpired following the entrence of the Whore's nipple saloon by the band of heroes, the White mage/ paladin simply known as the doc, emerged from the shadows and healed the foolish atom523, relieving him of his self inficted knife wound the Game Doctor has joined the party. I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS!!!! The best part about Impersonating a Doctor is that it's nice and legal.
September 22, 200718 yr Author Recognizing The Game Doctor, Sega hands him 2 butterknives that he created by casting a Polymorph spell on the spoon. Equivalent Exchange can bite my auto-mail @$$ !! I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens.
September 22, 200718 yr *the Gate eats sega-shaman's "@$$"* kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
September 24, 200718 yr game Doc uses hi-5 on Musopticon + 10 friend points I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS!!!! The best part about Impersonating a Doctor is that it's nice and legal.
September 25, 200718 yr Atom523 thanks game doctor, then abandons his current construction project and decides to build a tree house from which he can witness the carnage in safety.....unless someone sets it on fire....
September 25, 200718 yr Recognizing The Game Doctor, Sega hands him 2 butterknives that he created by casting a Polymorph spell on the spoon. Equivalent Exchange can bite my auto-mail @$$ !! Can you polymorph me a Wii and Limited Edition FFVII PSP Slim, while you're at it? I've got a handful of paperclips. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
September 25, 200718 yr Author Atom523 thanks game doctor, then abandons his current construction project and decides to build a tree house from which he can witness the carnage in safety.....unless someone sets it on fire.... *Sega flicks a casual fireball spell at the nearby city park, which being a park, has quite a few trees.* (To be honest, it WAS a small fireball.) I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens.
September 25, 200718 yr Atom523 thanks game doctor, then abandons his current construction project and decides to build a tree house from which he can witness the carnage in safety.....unless someone sets it on fire.... *Sega flicks a casual fireball spell at the nearby city park, which being a park, has quite a few trees.* (To be honest, it WAS a small fireball.) Atom523 casts ray of frost on the tree nearest to him putting out the fire and continues to work while the rest of the trees burn down.
September 26, 200718 yr Gorth sends carrier pigeon to nearest shadow druid council with message, telling them that tree burning is taking place... >_ Edited September 26, 200718 yr by Gorth “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
September 26, 200718 yr Gorth sends carrier pigeon to nearest shadow druid council with message, telling them that tree burning is taking place... *casts fireball at the carrier pigeon* *eats roast pigeon* "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
September 27, 200718 yr *suddenly, challenger appears* How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
October 9, 200718 yr Author *Sega Uses Loot where the carrier pigeon fell. Sega gained a message! Sega uses Lvl. 7 Oragami! on message. Message becomes a paper plane. Sega Lights paper plane on FIRE and flicks it at "challenger".* Fire Solves All. I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens.
October 19, 200718 yr Blood on my smock I pulls out my glock plus 4 to attack Be rollin' like 2-pac MASSIVE CRITICALS Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 26, 200718 yr GameDoctor casts Surgery on Challanger. Failure, Challanger dies. I have the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS!!!! The best part about Impersonating a Doctor is that it's nice and legal.
November 11, 200718 yr Author GameDoctor casts Surgery on Challanger. Failure, Challanger dies. Sega_Shaman uses Malpractice Lawsuit! GameDoctor goes to court! I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens.
July 29, 200817 yr Author GameDoctor casts Surgery on Challanger. Failure, Challanger dies. Sega_Shaman uses Malpractice Lawsuit! GameDoctor goes to court! Ermm..... ..... OBJECTION! Anyone want to pop something in? Next thing, something completely different, new thing entirely even? ......Pie? I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens.
July 30, 200817 yr Walsingham staggers sideways across the fight, with a lobster clinging to the septum of his nose. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
July 31, 200817 yr Atom523 begins to drawn in the fear and pain from the fighting and begins to feed, as the shadowy energy enters his body his body looks healthier eyes shine brighter and an evil smile creeps across his face.
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