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What do you believe?


What do you believe?  

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  1. 1. What do you believe?

    • The glass is half full
      18
    • The glass is half empty
      12
    • The glass is all ways full
      14
    • There is no glass
      25


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Guest Jy Kon Star
Posted

This poll is about what you believe where these questions are concerned, not what I believe about them. So don't ask me to explain them, instead choose, then post why or don't...

Posted

All of the above at the same time.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Posted

The question is answered by knowing in which direction fluid moved last. If the liquid has recently been added to it is half full. If fluid has been removed then it is half empty. Under most circumstances there will be a small degree of evaporation. Thus the glass is most often half empty. If the liquid is beer then being half empty is a good excuse to get another round in.

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Posted

There is nothing in my glass at the moment so obviously its neither half-full or full.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

There is no glass, only Zuul.

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Posted
I believe I can fly.

 

Nonsense.

 

Love lifts us up where we belong!!!!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Posted

Nobody has convinced me that there is a glass yet. Once that has been done, we can talk about the purpose and current state of the glass.

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Guest Jy Kon Star
Posted
This poll is flawed. You can choose all the options. :aiee:

 

Oops! :o

Posted
Nobody has convinced me that there is a glass yet. Once that has been done, we can talk about the purpose and current state of the glass.

Coming right up.

 

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Posted
Coming right up.

 

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Whoa! :aiee:

 

In that case, it will soon be empty :o

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Posted

That's not a glass, jackanapes, it's a pitcher. So save some for me.

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Posted
That's not a glass, jackanapes, it's a pitcher. So save some for me.

Only if you can prove that Eldar is still alive and not dead and buried somewhere in Cantousents basement :shifty:

 

Now excuse me, time to make the glass half empty :*

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Posted

A six pack and a half full pitcher.

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Posted
A six pack and a half full pitcher.

Dark Raven really knows which buttons to push, doesn't she? :shifty:

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Posted

Yep. I like how their neatly lined up. It makes me the "half full" kind of guy all over.

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Posted

Half empty. I hate my life.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

Posted

the glass is always full man,

well of unless there really is no glass ...

might have a problem there, just what am i going to be able to drink that arizona apple green tea in if there is no glass....

 

but anyway the glass is all ways full, just never bother to mention what it is full of.

 

 

might be full of feces

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Posted (edited)

If I can't see the glass there's no way for me to verify anything, therefore I do not possess the neccesary information to answer this question. If there is indeed no glass, however, I couldn't verify anything anyway, because you cannot prove a nonexistance. Because of this, until other information is provided, I shall think the most likely to be correct answer is: there is no glass.

 

However, I do see a mug right in front of me which is a little less than half full.

Edited by TrueNeutral
Posted

I believe in me (sometimes), and in a few other people (always).

 

There is no glass.

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