Id do anythink i freakin felt like doing...IM A SITH LORD....theres noone that could stop me =)

 

If you are an evil overlord/Sith/Master of the universe you never want to say anything like that. The second you say anything along the lines of 'Nothing/no-one can stop me' you are totally screwed-cue the teenage farmboy coming along and blowing your superweapon to bits.

Id do anythink i freakin felt like doing...IM A SITH LORD....theres noone that could stop me =)

 

If you are an evil overlord/Sith/Master of the universe you never want to say anything like that. The second you say anything along the lines of 'Nothing/no-one can stop me' you are totally screwed-cue the teenage farmboy coming along and blowing your superweapon to bits.

 

i dont have a superweapon...other than the force...and hows he gonna blow that to bits? =P

With his magical mojo

Kill every *person that has sexual relations with his/her mother* that gets in my way

Kill every *person that has sexual relations with his/her mother* that gets in my way

hahaha

who did that

Edited August 3, 200718 yr by chris the jedi killer

Hire a better spin doctor and manager than the previous ones had obviously

 

Good promo and some well manage proganda can go along way ^^

Palpatine's failure was that he wasn't subtle enough.

I have to disagree. I believe Palpatine's arrogance, ignorance and overconfidence was more his downfall than him not being subtle enough. Look no farther than ROTJ, he was so confident that he knew the future and that he would bend Luke to his will and that he couldn't be denied nor defeated, that he didn't see that he couldve been wrong and that the revelation that Luke was Vader's son aswell as Luke's pleas, could sway him away from Palpatine's influence long enough to destroy Palpatine. Why? Like I stated above.

Edited August 5, 200718 yr by jodo kast 5

Hire a better spin doctor and manager than the previous ones had obviously

 

Good promo and some well manage proganda can go along way ^^

Palpatine's failure was that he wasn't subtle enough.

I have to disagree. I believe Palpatine's arrogance, ignorance and overconfidence was more his downfall than him not being subtle enough. Look no farther than ROTJ, he was so confident that he knew the future and that he would bend Luke to his will and that he couldn't be denied nor defeated, that he didn't see that he couldve been wrong and that the revelation that Luke was Vader's son aswell as Luke's pleas, could sway him away from Palpatine's influence long enough to destroy Palpatine. Why? Like I stated above.

If he'd been subtle, Luke would never have been against him in the first place. A Rebellion would never have formed and he never would have been seen as a bad guy. Heck, the twins might not have had to be hidden from Anakin, and would have grown up under the direct influence of their father.

 

But no, he had to go cackling and wearing a black robe.

Edited August 5, 200718 yr by Tale

The first thing I'd do is find myself the best goddamn plastic surgeon in the galaxy coz being a sith means being butt ugly. Afterwards, I'd gather hot chicks from across the galaxy, conquer some planet and name it BORDELLO 5.

find sith artifacts.( the heart of Graush, Marko Ragnos's Holocron, a crystal bonded to me, Ossus keeper robes, Freedon Nadd's short lightsaber/ blaster, A jal shey belt.) with these it would no doubt be possible to conquer the galaxy.

Conquer the universe.

kill every jedi enslave every wookie

Your mum.

kill every jedi enslave every wookie

Now why would you do that? Just use them as an army of evil, killing Wookie machines. *shakes head*

Attach frickin' laser beams to their heads!

Regarding Wookies, just manipulate things by having some pawns lead a fleet in an attempt to wipe out the entire Wookie planet. (Can't remember how to spell it.) Then show up and destroy the fleet and "save" all the Wookies.

 

Give me your life debts, or great walking carpets.

Attach frickin' laser beams to their heads!

 

How 'bout, no?

how about YES YES YES YES YES?

 

 

 

*puts a laser on The Architect's head and points him away of myself*

I'd make sure the spice girls reunion does NOT happen

First thing I would do is get a cool robe and mask like Revan's to stand out. Next I would restructure the Sith from a bunch of rogue jedi and stolen ships into a proper empire mirroring that of the Republic as well as establishing a Sith Order similar to the Jedi Council except with different philosophies and leadership roles.

 

Then instead of trying to conquer the galaxy by means of the military I would wage a war of politics, gathering support from neutral planets to join our alliance like the soviets did in the Cold War. Force the Republic into a conflict with us like the Mandalorians did and forge a legacy so as to preserve the Sith instead of leaving them to descend into civil war.

how about YES YES YES YES YES?

 

*puts a laser on The Architect's head and points him away of myself*

 

*Shoots Accept with laser*

 

Kewl. Me keep this now.

Btw that laser can be mounted on any body part that you desire. Because you need your skin nervous system to use it properly.

how about YES YES YES YES YES?

 

*puts a laser on The Architect's head and points him away of myself*

 

*Shoots Accept with laser*

 

Kewl. Me keep this now.

that i would love to see

What, me keeping the laser? Oh make no mistake about it, it's staying on my head forever. I can use it to fry food and shave and everything. It's just that it burns a little when I shave, though.

Btw it can be reattached to any body part. So the burning while shaving don't have to happen if you don't want the burning.

 

 

 

Also if you get any bright ideas and turning it on me, I have a backup plans on that.